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    Default 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    Go lion!

    He wont need much to eat for about 2 weeks

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    Eurgh, that whole turn of events is absolutely revolting. What a waste.
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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    If this is real it is the one the funniest things i have ever heard!

    Next bout

    30 fellas in wheel chairs vs 3 grizzly bears!

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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Eurgh, that whole turn of events is absolutely revolting. What a waste.
    I know! The poor lion probably had lots of better things to do with his time...
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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    I love the bit at the end.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.
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    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    that's insane

    our world is so messed up

    hahaha
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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    Hang on, this is a bit suspicious-It's a BBC News page, but the link isn't to the BBC News site.

    What with the colourful nature of the story, I'm inclined to think it's fake.
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    I hope they don't kill the lion after this. That's the product of their own stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Hang on, this is a bit suspicious-It's a BBC News page, but the link isn't to the BBC News site.

    What with the colourful nature of the story, I'm inclined to think it's fake.
    Ah, it is fake. All of the links run to BBC, but not the page with this article. Searching for the article in the engine provided yields nothing. realultimatepower.net did that with CNN once. Pity.

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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    yeah it was funny though.
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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    Funny?

    42 midgets are so desparate in their lives they're ready to take on a lion barehanded, just to put food on the table. In the process 2/3 die, and the other 1/3 are maimed terribly, and you all think it's funny? What a sick crowd I run with around here.
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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Hang on, this is a bit suspicious-It's a BBC News page, but the link isn't to the BBC News site.
    Finally! I was starting to wonder just how unobservant you guys are. File this one under shenanigans. A very well html'ed up prank though.

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    Damn, that was a good trick page. I've seen it done before: The infamous 'French Military Victories' Google search result...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Default Re: 1 African Lion vs. 42 Midget Fighters....

    fake or not, still pretty funny.

    the lion would have been thinking,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Damn, that was a good trick page. I've seen it done before: The infamous 'French Military Victories' Google search result...
    I never realized that was a joke but you have to admit is it really a lie
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    Hahahahaha

    Nice one, and it provoked a nice response here.

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