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  1. 05-09-2005, 03:14 #1
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    ive been pissing out of my ass all day thanks to the unbelievably vile "phospho-soda" ive had to drink

    plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
    ive been pissing out of my ass all day thanks to the unbelievably vile "phospho-soda" ive had to drink

    plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt

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    Man, I didn't wanna know that!

    And I feel your paid Griz, I had the identicle thing not so long ago, it hurts like a mofo.
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    Great, guys - I am enjoying my breakfast so much more now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    Great, guys - I am enjoying my breakfast so much more now...
    at least they didn't post pics....


    ..........
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
    ive been pissing out of my ass all day thanks to the unbelievably vile "phospho-soda" ive had to drink

    plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt

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    I'm hoping there's a valid medical reason for this?

    Please!!!!
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    Ya Griz, you are getting older. But always see the bright side, the worst that can happen is that you get sick and die. Hope this helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Ya Griz, you are getting older. But always see the bright side, the worst that can happen is that you get sick and die. Hope this helps.
    Meanwhile, wash your butt. Zillions of mothers can't all be wrong. Now TuffStuff has a serious condition, he has every right to bitch and spoil anyone's breakfast (I've had mine, thank you). Sorry to hear that, Tuff; I hope you splatter that nurse real well while you're at it!
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    What's with the open discussion of a**es in the Frontroom? (no pun intended)

    Shouldn't this be in the Backroom? (no pun intended)

    What for? Assistance or assessment? (no pun intended)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
    I'm hoping there's a valid medical reason for this?

    Please!!!!

    is "because i love it" a medical condition?

    nah - ulcerative colitis
    the prep is the worst part
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
    is "because i love it" a medical condition?
    Opinions on that one seem to differ
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
    is "because i love it" a medical condition?
    I just lost it. Two points for TuffStuff.
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    You horrible people have put me off going to the pointless pancake parade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
    is "because i love it" a medical condition?
    To late the medical condition is now "because I Love it"

    Really however hope the treatment truelly helps the condition
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    To late the medical condition is now "because I Love it"

    Really however hope the treatment truelly helps the condition
    You really think a rope would help his condition? Oh you yanks from the south
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    You really think a rope would help his condition? Oh you yanks from the south
    Boy, do you need that dictionary!

    P.S. GF didn't leave any marks, I hope?
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    Oh you yanks from the south
    How do you know he yanks from the south?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
    plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt
    I hear it's going to be an IMAX camera.

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    It popped!! i can sit down and walk and lots of other exciting things without pain and thankfully that trip to the doctors is no longer nessecary.

    tuff whats that for ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
    It popped!! i can sit down and walk and lots of other exciting things without pain and thankfully that trip to the doctors is no longer nessecary.
    You had a blister in your butt?
    What type of friction may have caused this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
    You had a blister in your butt?
    What type of friction may have caused this?
    Mental?

    (Oh I'm gonna get it now.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
    It popped!! i can sit down and walk and lots of other exciting things without pain and thankfully that trip to the doctors is no longer nessecary.
    Well - I must be slowing down with my wit a little. However here goes one for you LittleGrizzly.

    It seems maybe God has decided to let you have a break from the boil - or pain in the ass - that he smote on you. Repent and ackownledge his existance before it returns tenfold.



    Edited: for the correct spelling - LOL thanks
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    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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    thanks guys I was a little upset before reading this, now I feel soooooooooo much better about myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    he smitted
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    It seems maybe God has decided to let you have a break from the boil - or pain in the ass - that he smote on you. Repent and ackownledge his existance before it returns tenfold.

    I decided for his smoting (??) of me that i will deny his existance, as long as i dont believe in him he can't hurt me... i hope
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
    as long as i dont believe in him he can't hurt me... i hope
    You'll be smotten over and over again!
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