Small things that get to you very easily

[Paul Peru]

Cigarette butts thrown in inappropriate locations without causing fires or any other major misfortune.

Tobacco smoke in my eyes or nostrils.

The smell of tobacco smoke on my person/attire/grilfriend.

Gratuitous use of car horns.

People who are
(ignorant OR stupid) AND (arrogant OR pretensious)
/*this is true if one or both of the conditions on either side of the AND are true*/

Reality TV, soap operas.

Girlfriend watching reality TV, soap operas.

Norwegians not using Norwegian properly.