When my kids say "It was so fun!" No dear, it was fun, or is was so
much fun. Or a lot of fun. But not so fun.
Also, people who use the word bath as a verb. "I'm going to bath my two-year old." NO! You are going to bathe your two-year old. The letter E was invented just for this reason.
But the worst, the most annoying, the most insidious disruptor of the intellectual process, is the term "baby" as it's used these days in commercials. As in, "Buy Cornflakes, baby loves them." or "This soap is soft on baby's skin".

ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
It's
the baby,
a baby,
my baby,
your baby. Not just baby.
And when I hear some heinous beyotch say "I'm going to bath baby." Well, death row is looking me in the eye because Im going to strangle the very life out of the mother just so her kid doesn't grow up and learn to speak like her.
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