Political Correctness gone mad. Its not 'black coffee' its 'coffee without milk.'

Self-proclaimed experts. I read the Da-Vinci Code, I am now the foremost authority of Judeo-Christian theology. My mother and farther are doctors, I therefore am also despite having a 'qualification' in Social Studies. I read Dude Where's My Country, so now I would make a superior president to George Bush.

Daytime television.

Degrees in Social Studies, Management Studies, Leisure Management Studies, Business Management, Sociology, Social Management Studies, Media Studies, Advertising and Media Studies, Film Studies..... get a job!

People who use words from other languages when one from their own will do. Its just so, so, so... je ne sais what and it makes me want to pugnavit those that do things like that. Shit-kopfs.

Individual sachets of ketchup. Either give me a decent portion or trust me to use a bottle myself, I'm not anorexic or a moron.