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    Lesbian Rebel Member Mikeus Caesar's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by dessa14
    the game i liked was driver, purely for the challenge of escaping from the police, and the cool voices and what they said when you had a mission, "Man, we got this superfly car, that need fixing, drop right by and take it"
    now thats some awesome writing.
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    Bah, Driver 3 is utter crap (pardon my french). I was reading Personal Computer Weekly magazine (delivered once a month) and was reading their review of Driver 3. They usually give even the dullest or worst of games fairly okay marks, but for D3, they gave 1/5 stars. They say their main problem is the controls. After all, it's the usual WASD for moving, and mouse for turning your character, but for some unbelievable reason, the fire button is numpad 5. Now, unless we have 3 arms, or intend to use our tongue to play, how are we meant to do that? Unless of course the developers are aliens with 3 arms and extendo tongues who plan to make crappy games and destroy the game industry as we know, leading to the destruction of civilisation as we know it!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Bah, Driver 3 is utter crap (pardon my french). I was reading Personal Computer Weekly magazine (delivered once a month) and was reading their review of Driver 3. They usually give even the dullest or worst of games fairly okay marks, but for D3, they gave 1/5 stars. They say their main problem is the controls. After all, it's the usual WASD for moving, and mouse for turning your character, but for some unbelievable reason, the fire button is numpad 5. Now, unless we have 3 arms, or intend to use our tongue to play, how are we meant to do that? Unless of course the developers are aliens with 3 arms and extendo tongues who plan to make crappy games and destroy the game industry as we know, leading to the destruction of civilisation as we know it!!!

    Wow, it was developed by the same people as the N64 controller!




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    Anybody who likes GTA should seriously consider purchasing Mercenaries (for console, anyway).
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    Thanks Lehesu , hopefully I'll like it as much as I love soy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichi
    Thanks Lehesu , hopefully I'll like it as much as I love soy!

    ichi
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    I have become particularly fond of placing a dab of wasabi in my soy dish and stirring it up with my hashi (chopsticks for the barbarians ).

    mmm . . . sweaty

    ichi
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