Apple pointless poll

[Paul Peru]

A good apple tastes delightful.
I like many apple products including calvados.
A quite dry cider is very refreshing.

Eating an apple 'in natura', the way God denied it, tends to get a bit sticky and stuff gets stuck between my teeth. Bananas are more user friendly.

[Drisos]

I would almost say: Great pointless poll!, but than I saw GAH! wasn't the option that was chosen mostly! How's that possible? !

I figured out what has gone wrong: the second option is not pointless enough!, so the people can vote something else than GAH!

[Paul Peru]

A question to one voter:
What are a monkey's balls like?

[Fragony]

A question to one voter:
What are a monkey's balls like?

Pretty hairy really, kind of tickles when *

nevermind.

[Proletariat]

Granny Smith. There is no other method.