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    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
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    Talking Apple pointless poll

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    I eat no more than a dozen a year and all that happens in an uncertain period. Not that I don't like it; it's just that!


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    Ahhhh, the pointlessness continues.

    Green apples and only green apples. Between one and four a day.

    All other apples are monkey balls.
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    Apples are GOOOOOD! But I really don't eat very many... just not enough time.
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    All i'm gonna say is apples with caramel apple dip. Little taste of heaven.
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    applesauce, apple pie, apple Jolly Ranchers, apple Streudel, but not apples.

    so, Gah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Laridus Konivaich
    Apples are GOOOOOD! But I really don't eat very many... just not enough time.
    Ok, I require clarification. How do you justify not having enough time to eat an apple?

    I mean, you could be crash landing a Space Shuttle full of alien Elvis love children in downtown LA and still find time to eat an apple. How can you not have time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    Ok, I require clarification. How do you justify not having enough time to eat an apple?

    I mean, you could be crash landing a Space Shuttle full of alien Elvis love children in downtown LA and still find time to eat an apple. How can you not have time?
    Uhmmm... I suppose that it is more the time of getting up from the computer and walking to the refrigerator for which I don't have the time. Besides, apples tend to be rather messy if you are eating them inside... over a keyboard... which I hardly ever leave... except for sleeping...
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    I eat them from time to time like other fruits really.
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    usually a coule per week or so. probably eat more apples per year than other fruits.. but not by much.
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    A good apple tastes delightful.
    I like many apple products including calvados.
    A quite dry cider is very refreshing.

    Eating an apple 'in natura', the way God denied it, tends to get a bit sticky and stuff gets stuck between my teeth. Bananas are more user friendly.
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    I would almost say: Great pointless poll!, but than I saw GAH! wasn't the option that was chosen mostly! How's that possible? !

    I figured out what has gone wrong: the second option is not pointless enough!, so the people can vote something else than GAH!
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    A question to one voter:
    What are a monkey's balls like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Peru
    A question to one voter:
    What are a monkey's balls like?
    Pretty hairy really, kind of tickles when *

    nevermind.

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    Granny Smith. There is no other method.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    Ahhhh, the pointlessness continues.

    Green apples and only green apples. Between one and four a day.

    All other apples are monkey balls.

    Aaaargh! I cant eat green apples at all. I just cant force them down my throat.... (well, I´m a bit over dramatising it)

    But basically the only 2 fruits I eat regularly are apples and bananas I have approx 3 a day of both in any combination.

    PLus apple pies, apple syrup, etc...
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    Very seldom au natural - I don't have the teeth of a 20-year old anymore. But I have fond memories of hot summer days, chomping into a chilled apple.
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    its ok as a flavor as in alcholic cider or apple pies but i never eat them as is, because

    a) i'm a picky eater

    b) an apple put snow white in a coma and let me tell you, the medical bill her stepmom had to pay when s.w. got out of the hospital was enough to kill the nice little old lady.
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    Apple juice + russian vodka.

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    GAH !

    to bad there isn't an ; I don't believe in apples option

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    me i have about 1 to 2 a day.


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    I very rarely eat apples... More often a banana or grapefruit.
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    I eat one every day of the working week...



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    I try to eat an apple every day, doesn't always happen though
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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if thrown in the right direction.

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