How fit is the .ORG?

[The Wizard]

I demand Continental measures, not pounds, stones, yards, feet and all that other nonsense!

Age: 16
Height: 1.85m
Weight: 79 kg (lost 11 with jogging and a no-snack diet [self-concieved and -imposed] alone; gonna get to the gym to lose the much smaller belly that remains)
Bench press: What? Is that like, how quick you can destroy a park bench? Takes me about 5 minutes.
Squat Max: I don't like squatting. Gimme a damn La-Z Boi... this ain't Uncle Sam's camping grounds!
Power Clean: I don't clean much, but my mom uses some Indonesian cleaner...
No. of pushups non-stop: 45
No. of situps non-stop: 125
No. of pullups non-stop: 8
100m sprint: 12.twentysomething. Close to 13, that's for sure.
6000m: approx. 25 minutes.
Body Fat: Dunno. Still gotta find that out.
BMI: Is that the 'your ideal weight' stuff? If so I was on my ideal weight. Like 18 or something.
Six pack: Yes. About two or three a week.
The god-damn bleep test: 40something. But then I stopped coming to gym classes. Shrug.

And furthermore I give up.

Gotta get my ass off the tennis court and the roads of running and into the gym before my summer vacation starts. Even though the girls say I look good already. Yeah, there goes your soft pillow (i.e. my belly), baby!



~Wiz