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    1. Start at London Heathrow Airport.
    2. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
    3. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
    4. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
    5. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" follow for 0.3 miles
    6. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
    7. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
    8. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
    9. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
    10. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
    11. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
    12. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
    13. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
    14. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
    15. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
    16. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
    17. Arrive at the centre of town.




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    Now that's the way to f#%&g Amarillo!!!!!!!!

    SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW!
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Default Re: Directions

    What's the way to London Heathrow?
    It was not theirs to reason why,
    It was not theirs to make reply,
    It was theirs but to do or die.
    -The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

    "Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
    -Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny

    "For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
    -Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior

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    From you KM its just about due south 300 miles
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    That's a lot of walking...
    perhaps I'd better get Peter Kay to join me and we can sing along the way. I can imagine it now...
    "Is this the way to London Heathrow?"
    It was not theirs to reason why,
    It was not theirs to make reply,
    It was theirs but to do or die.
    -The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

    "Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
    -Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny

    "For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
    -Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior

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