Well I am not entirely sure how we got onto the idea of washing Sophie Marceau but I certainly don't have the slightest problem with it.

As we continental french do not have any sort of a priori concerning french women from the isle's hygiene, there is no problem with you sending the person you speak about
Oh dear now I see why the French refer to perfidious Albion. Alas alas, my English sense of fair play will not allow me to take advantage of you in this way. Ms Goody was a "star" of a reality TV show a few years ago, she is not the delicate English Rose you may be imagining, more a sort of monkey in knickers. Tell you what, you can have Keira Knightly for a bit, there's a girl Blighty can be proud of.

Don't think I hadn't noticed all this "continental french" and "french from the isles" nonsense either. If I am French how come I only got a B in French at O level, eh? And, you DO realise this means the French are responsible for Basingstoke (I KNEW it couldn't be us).