Gungans, they have weapons.
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Gungans, they have weapons.
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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Well the ewoks managed to annihilate an entire elite stormtrooper battalion, even with their walkers and guns, whilst armed only with polystyrene blocks and tree trunks. So my money is on them. The elite assasins disguised as cute and fluffy puppets.
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Personally I suspect that there was a scene that never made it.Originally Posted by BDC
The Emperor:
"Send in a elite stormtrooper battalion to capture those rebels."
Commander nr 1:
"Emperor we only got reserve battalion nr 27 free."
Commander nr 1 gets fried by the Emperor's force lightning.
The Emperor to Commander nr 2:
"Get me that elite stormtrooper battalion!"
Commander nr 2:
"Yes, Emperor!"
Commander nr 2 (that still wasn't able to get anything more than reserve battalion nr 27 free):
"Hmm, getting fried or send down reserve battalion nr 27. What to choose? That mission should be so easy that even reserve battalion nr 27 can't fail."
That makes so much more sence.
We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
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No kidding. That was odd since that was his finest legion... and it seemed an awfully understrength legion.
"But if you should fall you fall alone,
If you should stand then who's to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home."
Grateful Dead, "Ripple"
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Actually I think that the stormtroopers were out late drinkin the night before and then they were like "S#17 GUYS BATTLE" and start stumbling over themselves and dying
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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Why does everyone hate Ewoks?
I never knew that the stormtroopers the ewoks beat wer supposed to be the best...kind of odd...
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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The Emperor to Luke in the Death Star control room-"It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them."Why does everyone hate Ewoks?
I never knew that the stormtroopers the ewoks beat wer supposed to be the best...kind of odd...
Crazed Rabbit
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"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
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George Lucas, of courseWho will win?
ichi
Stay Calm, Be Alert, Think Clearly, Act Decisively
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I propose, that to make it a fair fight, they battle it out on neutral ground. Alderan would be a nice choice.
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how about tatooine. No water or forests... they probably will alld ie from that. so cart them all in
"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
- Edmund Blackadder
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i'm telling you, those wookies will be tripping over their own feet and accidentally shooting each other with their bowcasters. i have a bad feeling about this...
indeed
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No SP, you miss the point - Alderan gets blown up by the Death Star ... Now do you see where I'm going with this? Much more fun than mere dehydration.how about tatooine. No water or forests... they probably will alld ie from that. so cart them all in
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i voted ewoks because wicket is cute.
now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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But a death by hehydration would be more painful.
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