Let's see how this plays out...

[Don Corleone]

I wear Docs & eat Boca Burgers. Does that make me 2/3 of a lesbian?

[Proletariat]

I wear Docs & eat Boca Burgers. Does that make me 2/3 of a lesbian?

Well, there's one more requirement and from what I learned on the Sopranos somone with your user name probably won't make the cut.

[Don Corleone]

What? Lesbians chase skirts, I chase skirts. Lesbians were flannel, I wear flannel. Lesbians like women's basketball, I had season tickets to UCONN women all 4 years and helped 'em write their papers when I was in the computer lab. In all ways but 1, I AM a lesbian.

[Redleg]

What? Lesbians chase skirts, I chase skirts. Lesbians were flannel, I wear flannel. Lesbians like women's basketball, I had season tickets to UCONN women all 4 years and helped 'em write their papers when I was in the computer lab. In all ways but 1, I AM a lesbian.

Well I like to kiss women - does that make me a lesbian.

[Don Corleone]

Well I like to kiss women - does that make me a lesbian.

You say that in the plural. Does wifey know about these others? Eh, eh? I think 100 dollars entering my pocket would go a long way towards assuring my silence.

[Redleg]

You say that in the plural. Does wifey know about these others? Eh, eh? I think 100 dollars entering my pocket would go a long way towards assuring my silence.

My wife sometimes encourages me to kiss other women - normally when she is extremely mad at me.

[Don Corleone]

Oooooh.... you're swingers.... I see. Just kidding. She encourages you to kiss other women though, eh? Any chance I could set up a conference call between your wife and mine?

[Big_John]

I had season tickets to UCONN women all 4 years

godfather, i have lost any and all respect for you. never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again.

[Don Corleone]

Dude, UCONN women dominate. They're not just the best, they're the only choice. For the longest time, they were unstoppable. This year they took a breath, next year, it's right back to breaking hearts and trouncing dreams. I'm proud to admit I caught every home, and many road and most tournament games in their 34-0 season.

[Proletariat]

In all ways but 1, I AM a lesbian.

I'd explain the last bit, but I don't wanna sully the chaste virtues of the backroom.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Originally Posted by Don Corleone
In all ways but 1, I AM a lesbian.

I know when it was first explained to me I thought I was a lesbian as I had all the traits also but one. Does that mean that a lesbian trapped in a mans body?

[Don Corleone]

Well, as I'm married, I do believe I have a clue as to what that last bit might be. But honestly, are there any virtues to be sullied around here?