Daddy's Dating Rules

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Being the principle guardian of the safety of my sweetie's seven and nine year old daughters, I am going to have the opportunity to nail that wonderful list of rules to the forehead of the first boy that shows up at my door.

My God, it's going to be fun.

But, you like the women, right Beirut? So wouldn't you find yourself empathising with the poor lad a bit too much? I mean, he just wants what you want.

[Dutch_guy]

the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me

[Byzantine Prince]

This whole datingt hing is a bit to much as it is, do we really need the parents involved and armed to the teeth?

Can't we all get along without stereotyping? I seriously doubt most teenagers are wild rapists that are up to no good.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I seriously doubt most teenagers are wild rapists that are up to no good.

So it's just you then?

[Byzantine Prince]

Nah, I'm too shy for any of that.

[GoreBag]

Nah, I'm too shy for any of that.

Wussy!

[SwordsMaster]

LoL I like your spirit Beirut. And some shooting practice is always welcome....

Give him a chance to run. Its not so fun when its a static target. Optionally, try to hit him throwing trees as the scots do. Now if you go for this latter option, could you record it and upload it?

[Beirut]

But, you like the women, right Beirut? So wouldn't you find yourself empathising with the poor lad a bit too much? I mean, he just wants what you want.

I empathize with the poor lad completely. He can break all the hearts he wants.

But if he does it at my house...



(And I know how to tie it the right way.)

[ah_dut]

I empathize with the poor lad completely. He can break all the hearts he wants.

But if he does it at my house...



(And I know how to tie it the right way.)

So beirut, where do I sign up to break your daughter's heart

[Beirut]

So beirut, where do I sign up to break your daughter's heart

Just sign at the bottom of the page, right beside where it says "Organ Donor".

[Drisos]

Why, oh why are some fathers so idiot about a date of their daughter?

I mean: threathening a girl's boyfriend before he has done one thing wrong is quite insane. In fact: I think it would be much worse for a girl if her father killed her boyfriend.

If I was a girl (nooooo, ) I'd move out of my fathers house if he did this.


The girl I like most has nice parents, they like and don't have shotguns.

[Beirut]

Why, oh why are some fathers so idiot about a date of their daughter?

I mean: threathening a girl's boyfriend before he has done one thing wrong is quite insane. In fact: I think it would be much worse for a girl if her father killed her boyfriend.

No it wouldn't.

The reason we menfolk think it's a good idea to threaten the boyfriend in advance is to at least try to impart some discipline upon his most undisciplned lower half. Because a fifteen or sixteen year-old horny toad will be all too ready and willing to forget the complications inherent in unprotected sexual activity. Thos being pregnancy, STDs, and my boot accelerating up his ass. Therefore, in the best interests of all, he get's fair warning. "You pull a Pearl Harbor on my little sweetie, and Hiroshima will follow upon you as sure as night follows day."

The girl I like most has nice parents, they like and don't have shotguns.

Yes he does. I sold it to him.

[English assassin]

Lets face it, 15-16 year old boys have one huge disadvantage negotiating with fathers, namely, that we ourselves have been 15-16 year old boys.

[Drisos]

Still not quite convinced . . . .

Because ALL??? sixteen year-old horny toad will be all too ready and willing to forget the complications inherent in unprotected sexual activity.

Sorry for messing up the quote, but did you mean this with it?
Where I live, only about 25% of the 15, 16 boys is like this. I'm 16 now too and don't plan to have sex in the following 2 years.

I think it's a different story in US then in the netherlands, then.
But not all boys are like that in US, that cannot be.

Also, I'd consider murder worse than sex, actually. Unless the girl didn't want it. In case the girl agreed there nothing to blaim the boy. The girl is as responsible as the boy for her sexual actions.

[The Wizard]

No it wouldn't.

The reason we menfolk think it's a good idea to threaten the boyfriend in advance is to at least try to impart some discipline upon his most undisciplned lower half. Because a fifteen or sixteen year-old horny toad will be all too ready and willing to forget the complications inherent in unprotected sexual activity. Thos being pregnancy, STDs, and my boot accelerating up his ass. Therefore, in the best interests of all, he get's fair warning. "You pull a Pearl Harbor on my little sweetie, and Hiroshima will follow upon you as sure as night follows day."

You, sir, are surprisingly redneck-like for your Canadian place of living. Fancy moving to Texas?

But, oh well, daddy doesn't want his little girl growing up too fast. First she's playing with dolls, next thing she's playing with things a whole world away, a world daddy doesn't wanna consider in this lifetime or the next.

But, who am I? Ah yes, some Dutch schmuck living in the country where they execute imperfect babies and where sodomy is the order of the day. I mean, I love America and all, but you guys really are too protective. Which is the problem: curiosity killed the cat. Or in this case, the cat's curiosity killed the boy



~Wiz

[Mouzafphaerre]

Just sign at the bottom of the page, right beside where it says "Organ Donor".

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