Daddy's Dating Rules

[Drisos]

Thanks steppe merc!

Only: how can he have 16 girl friends?? Don't they mind? Or don't they know?

[Magraev]

Maybe one at a time ???

[GoreBag]

I think he meant "has had", not "has".

[JimBob]

Reminds me of when my sister went on her first date (don't have any kids of my own, call it a work in progress ) . Anyway my dad and I (about 16-17 at the time) sat in the living room cleaning a number of guns. As the date entered (about 14 pimply first date and all that) he sees us, my dad stands wearing a t-shirt and boxers only and shakes his hand, gives him a crazed look and says "Sorry for the mess, we're going hunting tommorow, and gotta prepare. There's nothing like hunting" and this continued as a 4 minute discourse on the joys of stalking prey and killing it. When he was finished the kid was quite shaky and I come up put my arm around him and tell him that he can do what he wants, drugs, booze, whatever so long as he don't get caught. Cause I got friends in the system. Showed him a fake tatoo and a 'shank scar' and this kid positively pissed himself. The women folk weren't happy with us but the look on that kid's face made the world a better place.