Isle of Man: Total War
Set in the time of Bartix, the Smegs pack up and leave while the urANIANs invade with the help of the no-tailed Cats.....Bartixian Stickmen try and help but are overrun
Will you defend your territory as the Smeg Legions
Attack the weak Smegs as the urANIANs or the No-tailed Cats
Run around in circles screaming MY MOTHER WAS A GOOSE EGG?(then you may need help)

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