What language to learn?

[GoreBag]

It depends on where you live. No language is a bad language, but I would reccomend German and another romance language, probably Spanish or French.

[Es Arkajae]

Learn Welsh, then when WW3 breaks out your country can use you as a special 'gibberish talker' able to send coded transmissions which no one but other gibberish talkers can understand.

Then when the war is over you can go and live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and raise lots of little kids to warm your heart and sheep to warm your bed.