Learn Welsh, then when WW3 breaks out your country can use you as a special 'gibberish talker' able to send coded transmissions which no one but other gibberish talkers can understand.

Then when the war is over you can go and live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and raise lots of little kids to warm your heart and sheep to warm your bed.