FOUR HUNDRED reasons why you play RTW and MTW and STW

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Yep 400 is a crazy number but berserkers are crazy. ( and yes I know i'm making a remake of the other posts but I enjoyed them.)

1. i like to see some soldiers fart as they wait for the emeny

[Mikeus Caesar]

2. MTW is like playing chess. Challenging, but logical.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Seeing as this is more game related, I'm going to move it to the EH.

[IliaDN]

3. It is cool.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

if you get 400 you get life supply of cookies AND a free beer at my house
4. So i can put up threads like this to get my post count up
and remember try to be funny

[ichi]

way cool movies of ninjas at work (STW)

[Craterus]

5. Comical factor of watching Legionaries fly... (elephants)

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

6.So I can make peace with barbarians then conquer them when they least expect it!

[Chimpyang]

7. To have the pleasure of watching little pixillated men die...

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

8. To slag people who think red alert 2 is the best stratgy game ever...

[cunctator]

9. To change (virtual) history.

[Craterus]

Why play them (RTW, MTW, STW)?

10. Why not?

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

11. to see Ai calvary succumb to my plananx!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

12.To laugh at Scipii when their armys are destroyed at Mt. Etna!

[Craterus]

13. Online community, meet new people and even join sites like this one.

[mfberg]

14. To watch cavalry charge your spearwalls.

mfberg

[Craterus]

15. Try out mods.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

16. So I know when in a food fight I should run to corner so i don't get flanked

[Mikeus Caesar]

17. To laugh at the fields of bodies once the killing is finished.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

18. To laugh at one peasent with 50 units worth of javs coming to kill him..

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

19. Because it gives rise to the " spoil policy, here is the spoiler i will say,

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Halo 2 has a cliffhanger

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

20. So i can extermianate those hairy barbarians and make some moolah!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

21. When it starts raining you cry out to other people with umbrellas,"Tuesedo formation!"

[Mikeus Caesar]

22. Watching Parthian Troops recieve flying lessons from Seleucid elephants.

[Hunter KIng George]

23 . For the heart-pounding rush these games give me right before the charge into battle...

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

24: To see Gaul invade Greece

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

25.To laugh at chariots crossing the river and falling down off the bridge (unless they're mine )

[Craterus]

26. To kill the Roman Senate.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

27. So that I can be evil to small puny sprites.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

28. So we can lots of moolah by doing that cheap exploit: offering map information and getting something like 2000 for it!