Funny MEMBER Quote

[The Stranger]

in this thread you can qoute funny lines written by members.
and not more than 50 abokassee quotes please

[tibilicus]

A personel favourite of mine resently was Mikeus getting a bit hot headed lets say

This isn't (meant to be) a flame post, but i have one point to make. Maybe Clayton is a troll? He comes here, pretending to be asking questions and being a history buff, and posting all these topics maybe just for the sake of annoying us? If that is the case, then i'm going to have to try harder at ignoring him because i hate trolls and love nothing better than being more annoying than them and chasing them off a site.

Ok, rant over, feel free to shout at me, report me, whatever...

I will now scavange around some more threads to find some more...........

[The Stranger]

hahahahahahahaha

[tibilicus]

Ok heres another one sorry Emperor its you looking lets say a bit silly in the word asociation game.............

Yea??????????????????? nipple

Emperors asosiation the peat !

what the hell has nipple to do with peat, something used for fuel which you find in and around bogs?

King Henry
Lol for some reson this is making me laugh laugh myself silly !

Dont worry there shall be more to come......... Maby even some of me !

[The Stranger]

haahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha this thread makes me laugh

[The Stranger]

you're site has a very funny post

[John86]

"It's somewhat ironic that closing spam threads increases my postcount"- Ser Clegane

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

"If America's robot warriors run on Windows, my money's on the starving rock-armed peasants"-English Assasin.

[The Stranger]

very good, keep em coming.

[Fragony]

'I am so excited I can barely keep my buttplug in.'

Devestating Dave

[Mikeus Caesar]

Wooh, i was the first quote! Anyway, here is mine:

I prefer to refer to myself as a '40 watt' light bulb if you don't mind.

The samnite, in response to Abokasee's comment of:

f**king hell are you all 20 watt light bulbs

Has anyone seen Abokasee's profile? His location is 'things....' for crying out loud...lol...

[The Stranger]

c'mon you can do better, more more

[AggonyKing]

I haven't really seen a funny one

[InsaneApache]

I haven't really seen a funny one

I nominate that in a thread for the funniest post...it cracked me up

[The Stranger]

whuahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you should see Abokassee's thread. click the link in Dutch Guy's sig

[Gawain of Orkeny]

This one takes the cake

"Chavez stands up for his people - the working class people and he is making their lives better. He is pro workers not pro big business and so the US media, US govt and US people demonise him. He is a great man, long may he reign and he will with the huge support of his people he has." - JAG

[Byzantine Prince]

Has anyone seen Abokasee's profile? His location is 'things....' for crying out loud...lol...

That is so damn funny.

[The Stranger]

This one takes the cake

pretty funny.

[The Stranger]

That is so damn funny.

i don't think that's so funny, or i don't get the joke. oke location isn't for things.... but still

[Dutch_guy]

whuahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you should see Abokassee's thread. click the link in Dutch Guy's sig

Yeah that thread is really funny , everything the Abokassee guy types is hilarious

[tibilicus]

Unfortunatly though Abokasee has gon. Some say he went to another forum to find out what units Bartix have. Some say through the insanity of it all he went mad and electricuted himself with a 20 watt bulbs. But what i like to think he went to talk to is little alien freinds and went of to there world to ask people there the one true question of life; What units do Bartix have? And what faction replases Numidia?
~

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Ok I never posed this but said it nontheless
"Socialism, a Communist's light beer!"

[Steppe Merc]

Right Well I'll post one that I saw recently...

Sharrukin:
Australians really aren't like other people are they?

In response to DGB's statement that:
We also have border patrols that shoot starlings that try to fly over the border etc. to try and keep the natural environment from damage.

[King Arthur]

Best quote ever as Ellesthyan translates Abokasees question for the masses



"Dear lord, sirs, I fear you've got an IQ far below average, since my question was quite clear. As I still desire an answer, I will take the liberty to restate my question in slightly different wordings, that might make it a little easier to understand.

What is the amount of units that Bartix has, and of what kind will they be?
And my second question regarding the faction that replaces Armenia: which nation or state will it represent, and how many and which units will it support?

To strengthen the fact that I am extremely confused and that I desire a appropiate answer as fast as reasonably may be possible, I will add a few little drawings, representing two faces in confusing, and twenty-one faces astride a toyhorse charging at an imaginairy enemy."

My lord, I have translated this encoded, barbarian message sent to us by St0p1d L33t of the Brainless people of the Moronic Pits. Since this work has taken slightly longer than the five minutes I was expecting, to be precise, at least three weeks, I hope Your Highness will not forget to, in his holy goodness, leave a little gift to my unworthy House.
In less good news, I fear I will be disabled from further translating work, after this hard and mindgobbling piece, for at least a few months. As I have included the original message, I dare say Your Higness will recognise my need and will not, in his holy justice, bestow my unworthy soul with punishment far beyond my wildest dreams, as is usual for incompetent translators.

With a most humble greeting,
Ellesthyan, translator to the Royal Court


Genius

[Voigtkampf]

I actually keep record of the funniest quotes of Org members, updating it every now and then. I missed that Dave’s “buttplug” comment, though, thanks, Fragony!

[The Stranger]

Best quote ever as Ellesthyan translates Abokasees question for the masses



"Dear lord, sirs, I fear you've got an IQ far below average, since my question was quite clear. As I still desire an answer, I will take the liberty to restate my question in slightly different wordings, that might make it a little easier to understand.

What is the amount of units that Bartix has, and of what kind will they be?
And my second question regarding the faction that replaces Armenia: which nation or state will it represent, and how many and which units will it support?

To strengthen the fact that I am extremely confused and that I desire a appropiate answer as fast as reasonably may be possible, I will add a few little drawings, representing two faces in confusing, and twenty-one faces astride a toyhorse charging at an imaginairy enemy."

My lord, I have translated this encoded, barbarian message sent to us by St0p1d L33t of the Brainless people of the Moronic Pits. Since this work has taken slightly longer than the five minutes I was expecting, to be precise, at least three weeks, I hope Your Highness will not forget to, in his holy goodness, leave a little gift to my unworthy House.
In less good news, I fear I will be disabled from further translating work, after this hard and mindgobbling piece, for at least a few months. As I have included the original message, I dare say Your Higness will recognise my need and will not, in his holy justice, bestow my unworthy soul with punishment far beyond my wildest dreams, as is usual for incompetent translators.

With a most humble greeting,
Ellesthyan, translator to the Royal Court


Genius

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Devastatin Dave]

'I am so excited I can barely keep my buttplug in.'

Devestating Dave

Man I don't remember that!!!

**checks butt plug**

[Quietus]

The talk funny thread at the Monastery (lol).

here you can talk funny abouit anything you want here is mine:

hey evry1 i am clatoon ballintine i am a histry luver and i ply Rom Total War and i luv to study about histry.

good God

wat i lik 2 tlk funie

[The Stranger]

ahahahahahhahahahaha

[Laridus Konivaich]

ahahahahahhahahahaha

tht s nt fnny. I dn't wnt t hr bt t gn. k? why cn y nt t lst try t mk yr psts wrthwhl t rd??? hh? HH?!

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