Peanut Butter!

[Beirut]

Well, next to beer and pizza, peanut butter is one of the essential food groups.

What's your preference as to brand? What kind of toast? What do you put with/on it? Crunchy or smooth?

I remember Jif being really good. I tend to eat the organic stuff these days, though it can be a bitch to manipulate. Whole wheat bread only. Never white! Sometimes bagels. Grape jelly or strawberry jam. Crunchy!

[Craterus]

Brown bread. Smooth peanut butter. No specfics as to which brand.

[Fragony]

Peanut butter! It sticks to the teeth, rapes your breath and turns your bowels into ground zero! It is evil I tell you. But very good with banana's.

[Al Khalifah]

Peanut butter in celery is very good.

[The Stranger]

yuo're all crazy. butter banana's bread selery, in what evil world i live.

[tibilicus]

Smoooooooooooooooooooth. It must be smooth non of this crunchy rubbish. Go's great with wite bread toast. Infact i want some right now!

[Legonaire]

smooth on toast diped in tea aaaaaah cant beat it

[AggonyKing]

I really don't like peanut butter

[The Stranger]

smooth, dip in tea. i'm going nuts. atleast my m8 aggonyKing is with in our hard resistance vs PEANUTBUTTER

[Steppe Merc]

Peanut butter... goooood....
Um white bread, or toasted bagels. Jif all the way!

[King Henry V]

smooth peanut butter hand made by peruvian peanut cows on toasted raisin brioche with royal jelly. A taste of pure luxury......

[Laridus Konivaich]

Iye havnt eeten much peenut buttre in a long time, Eye Just Fined that it"s flavour is two strong four me, so aye do knot chews to eet it. I Ewes too have it on celery and apple slices sum-times, however, and every once in a while I had peenut buttre and jelyy sandwhichis beefour Eye learnt that I m alergic to strawburies, sew then aye didnt have n-e Moor uv those sandwitches. oK. Thatis what Eye am thinking about peenut buttre write now. Sory about the terrable spelling, I just am a lirrle drinked.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I like Kraft smooth, any bread, sometimes waffles, pancakes, and pizza, with either pizza ingredients, jam, butter, honey, ketchup, or ice cream. Quite a delicacy on my planet.

At your service, Evil_Maniac From Mars, crazy disciple of smooth peanut butter.

[Togakure]

Lately I've been getting Skippy, smooth or crunchy, don't matter. Toga loves wonderous variety. One of my fave ways to consume it is with boysenberry jam in a sandwich (I like to lightly toast the wheat bread).

Recently the local mart had an outrageous sale price on the giant Hershey's Milk Chocolate and Almonds bars. I would break off a square, dip it in peanut butter, and then munch. Yummy, and way cheaper than peanut butter cups (plus the almonds add a nice flavor and crunch).

I often just eat it by the spoonful as a snack, with a glass of milk.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

With milk? Disgusting! (To fully understand what I mean, read my above post)

At your service, Evil_Maniac From Mars, who needs 2+ posts to get his point across

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Peanut butter... goooood....
Um white bread, or toasted bagels. Jif all the way!

*nods in agreement*

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Iye havnt eeten much peenut buttre in a long time, Eye Just Fined that it"s flavour is two strong four me, so aye do knot chews to eet it. I Ewes too have it on celery and apple slices sum-times, however, and every once in a while I had peenut buttre and jelyy sandwhichis beefour Eye learnt that I m alergic to strawburies, sew then aye didnt have n-e Moor uv those sandwitches. oK. Thatis what Eye am thinking about peenut buttre write now. Sory about the terrable spelling, I just am a lirrle drinked.

Oh....for a second I thought you were from Scotland.

At your service, Evil_Maniac From Mars, interpreter of Scottish speeling

[Beirut]

Iye havnt eeten much peenut buttre in a long time, Eye Just Fined that it"s flavour is two strong four me, so aye do knot chews to eet it. I Ewes too have it on celery and apple slices sum-times, however, and every once in a while I had peenut buttre and jelyy sandwhichis beefour Eye learnt that I m alergic to strawburies, sew then aye didnt have n-e Moor uv those sandwitches. oK. Thatis what Eye am thinking about peenut buttre write now. Sory about the terrable spelling, I just am a lirrle drinked.

I love the spelling!

[Laridus Konivaich]

I love the spelling!

Thnaks!

[The Stranger]

i'm going to die. i'm in the middle of a evil peanut butter loves conspiricy. noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Pindar]

You have properly identified one of the three identifiable proofs of an advanced society.

[Aurelian]

"Crazy Richard's" Natural Chunky Peanut Butter!

It's only peanuts and oil. No sugar or hydrogenated oils. Yet it still manages to be smooth, tasty, and manageable. Most natural peanut butters I had before tasted like sticky peanut gravel. This one is better than Jif and the other mainstream peanut butters.

For bread: Pepperidge Farms 12 grain bread.

For jelly: I'm partial to cherry preserves at the moment.

[Beirut]

"Crazy Richard's" Natural Chunky Peanut Butter!

That sounds great! I'm going to look for it. The ones we get here taste good enough, but cement-like they most certainly are.

[King Arthur]

euuuuuuuccccccccccccchhhhhhhhh. I hate peanut butte
Marmalade thats where its at

[English assassin]

"Crazy Richard's" Natural Chunky Peanut Butter!

Umm. The marketing man who came up with that wasn't familiar with Cockney rhyming slang I take it...

(NB for non-londoners "Richard"= "Richard the Third", as in "Brad"= "Brad Pitt", Viz "Watch me Guinness a minute I'm just popping off for a brad.")

Does it give you crazy Richards, as a matter of interest?

[The Stranger]

euuuuuuuccccccccccccchhhhhhhhh. I hate peanut butte
Marmalade thats where its at

MARMALADE SUCKS TOO. BUT STILL ANOTHER MAN IN OUR STENCH (sp?) RESISTANCE VS PEANUT BUTTER

[Laridus Konivaich]

staunch, maybe? stench if you mean the resistance smells

[The Stranger]

no i meant STAUNCH.

[Laridus Konivaich]

STENCH RESISTANCE MEETS PLAN FOR NEW SEWER

A large group of stench protesters gathered at the .org today to protest the proposed building of a new sewer just below the backroom.

The protesters could not be reached for comment, but graffitied the word "Bartix" all over the walls.

An anonymous government official said that he, "Had not heard of any plans regarding a sewer."

[Togakure]

Prince Laridus Konivaich, you are on a roll--your speelling/thnaks posts and this one have both made me laugh. I need to laugh; keep it up!