shaq after retirement
i ran into an article today and as far as i know it is not a joke. but supposedly, after shaq retires from basketball, he wants to become a undercover cop. the fact that he's a 7 foot 1, 325 pound man and would stick out anywhere even if he wasn't famous speaks volumes. and add to that that his visage has to be one of the 100 most recognizable faces in the world? makes no sense to me.
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Shaq was just joking. (He's a joker). Actually he's already a cop.
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don't know his family name either. He's a famous and enormous basketball playerOriginally Posted by Wonderland
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Shaq's an idiot.
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That's Shaquille O'Neal.
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Shaquille O' Neal is cool. Unfortunately, I don't think he'd make a good undercover cop.
On another note, have you seen how big his hands are?!?!
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When I saw the title of this post I thought it was shag after retirement, as in having sex after retiting. My mistake.
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That would make a great cop.
Last edited by John86; 05-27-2005 at 22:27.
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You weren't the only one...When I saw the title of this post I thought it was shag after retirement, as in having sex after retiting. My mistake.
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Hehe! I thought that at first, and thought, 'the pervs!', then I read the title more closely... after scratchign my eyes
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