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Good one Beirut

Once my wife screamed my name from the other room, in a way that made me think there was an intruder in the house or she had lopped off her fingers.

I rushed to her aid only to discover that a bird had found its way into the bedroom.

Later that evening I was just sitting at the computer when I noticed that my colon sphincter ached for some reason.

All well that ends well mate. May you and the kids have many scares that end as nicely

ichi