I appreciate the kind thoughts, sympathy and warnings of oh so much worse to come.
My hair is already thinning, I'm a bit gray on the sides (I still look damn good though!

) and I'm sure by the time my two darlings, suspected of having links to Al-Kidsda and who have definitely trained with O-Sesame (Street) Bin-Laden, turn into teenagers, I will be a complete basket case.

"Look! If I hold sharp scissors and ride the dog I look like a knight!"

"Gah! Hy heart..."
I'm thinking of trading them in for pit bulls or rhinocerouses or something else better for my health.
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