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    in this thread you can qoute funny lines written by members.
    and not more than 50 abokassee quotes please

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    A personel favourite of mine resently was Mikeus getting a bit hot headed lets say
    This isn't (meant to be) a flame post, but i have one point to make. Maybe Clayton is a troll? He comes here, pretending to be asking questions and being a history buff, and posting all these topics maybe just for the sake of annoying us? If that is the case, then i'm going to have to try harder at ignoring him because i hate trolls and love nothing better than being more annoying than them and chasing them off a site.

    Ok, rant over, feel free to shout at me, report me, whatever...
    I will now scavange around some more threads to find some more...........


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    hahahahahahahaha

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    Ok heres another one sorry Emperor its you looking lets say a bit silly in the word asociation game.............
    Yea??????????????????? nipple
    Emperors asosiation the peat !

    what the hell has nipple to do with peat, something used for fuel which you find in and around bogs?
    King Henry
    Lol for some reson this is making me laugh laugh myself silly !

    Dont worry there shall be more to come......... Maby even some of me !
    Last edited by tibilicus; 05-30-2005 at 19:21. Reason: spelling


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    haahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha this thread makes me laugh

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    you're site has a very funny post

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    I haven't really seen a funny one

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    I haven't really seen a funny one
    I nominate that in a thread for the funniest post...it cracked me up
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    whuahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you should see Abokassee's thread. click the link in Dutch Guy's sig

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    This one takes the cake

    "Chavez stands up for his people - the working class people and he is making their lives better. He is pro workers not pro big business and so the US media, US govt and US people demonise him. He is a great man, long may he reign and he will with the huge support of his people he has." - JAG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    This one takes the cake
    pretty funny.

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    Right Well I'll post one that I saw recently...

    Sharrukin:
    Australians really aren't like other people are they?

    In response to DGB's statement that:
    We also have border patrols that shoot starlings that try to fly over the border etc. to try and keep the natural environment from damage.
    Last edited by Steppe Merc; 06-01-2005 at 02:09.

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    Best quote ever as Ellesthyan translates Abokasees question for the masses



    "Dear lord, sirs, I fear you've got an IQ far below average, since my question was quite clear. As I still desire an answer, I will take the liberty to restate my question in slightly different wordings, that might make it a little easier to understand.

    What is the amount of units that Bartix has, and of what kind will they be?
    And my second question regarding the faction that replaces Armenia: which nation or state will it represent, and how many and which units will it support?

    To strengthen the fact that I am extremely confused and that I desire a appropiate answer as fast as reasonably may be possible, I will add a few little drawings, representing two faces in confusing, and twenty-one faces astride a toyhorse charging at an imaginairy enemy."

    My lord, I have translated this encoded, barbarian message sent to us by St0p1d L33t of the Brainless people of the Moronic Pits. Since this work has taken slightly longer than the five minutes I was expecting, to be precise, at least three weeks, I hope Your Highness will not forget to, in his holy goodness, leave a little gift to my unworthy House.
    In less good news, I fear I will be disabled from further translating work, after this hard and mindgobbling piece, for at least a few months. As I have included the original message, I dare say Your Higness will recognise my need and will not, in his holy justice, bestow my unworthy soul with punishment far beyond my wildest dreams, as is usual for incompetent translators.

    With a most humble greeting,
    Ellesthyan, translator to the Royal Court


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    I actually keep record of the funniest quotes of Org members, updating it every now and then. I missed that Dave’s “buttplug” comment, though, thanks, Fragony!




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    Quote Originally Posted by King Arthur
    Best quote ever as Ellesthyan translates Abokasees question for the masses



    "Dear lord, sirs, I fear you've got an IQ far below average, since my question was quite clear. As I still desire an answer, I will take the liberty to restate my question in slightly different wordings, that might make it a little easier to understand.

    What is the amount of units that Bartix has, and of what kind will they be?
    And my second question regarding the faction that replaces Armenia: which nation or state will it represent, and how many and which units will it support?

    To strengthen the fact that I am extremely confused and that I desire a appropiate answer as fast as reasonably may be possible, I will add a few little drawings, representing two faces in confusing, and twenty-one faces astride a toyhorse charging at an imaginairy enemy."

    My lord, I have translated this encoded, barbarian message sent to us by St0p1d L33t of the Brainless people of the Moronic Pits. Since this work has taken slightly longer than the five minutes I was expecting, to be precise, at least three weeks, I hope Your Highness will not forget to, in his holy goodness, leave a little gift to my unworthy House.
    In less good news, I fear I will be disabled from further translating work, after this hard and mindgobbling piece, for at least a few months. As I have included the original message, I dare say Your Higness will recognise my need and will not, in his holy justice, bestow my unworthy soul with punishment far beyond my wildest dreams, as is usual for incompetent translators.

    With a most humble greeting,
    Ellesthyan, translator to the Royal Court


    Genius

    hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    this one
    I haven't been this disappointed since my friend told me Jesus dies at the end of The Passion of the Christ.
    is not from here btw, another website. It's funny yet sad.

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    Any of the posts in this:Man this is funny

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    ARROW THROUGH HIS HEAD, you're back, man i missed you. i know you're 11 but sleeping the whole day for 3 weeks is below your age..................................

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    I told you i was back in the birthday thread. I've just been busy.

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    Reply:
    Quote Originally Posted by goofy
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    Now you need to tell me what is CGTHNXORE!? - This is making even less sense to me. I need help here, not very good at netslang, ok?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrowhead
    I told you i was back in the birthday thread. I've just been busy.
    check it out right away

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