if you where in Rome

**Mongoose** · 06-03-2005, 18:01

I would run away and live in a nice little burrow...that or join the army and stop the punic elephants!

**The Stranger** · 06-03-2005, 18:51

Originally Posted by mongoose

I would run away and live in a nice little burrow...that or join the army and stop the punic elephants!

but i'll fight you with my army from BARTIX

**Mongoose** · 06-03-2005, 19:02

Yes, but BARTIX is very dependent on ELEPHAIX which i would scare away

"Take all my chemistry books and sell the Romans gunpowder."

Why not sell it to the macedonians?

**The Stranger** · 06-03-2005, 19:10

cuz the makedonians are a bartic colonie, btw i got special elephaix they can't be scared and got 24 tusks

**Laridus Konivaich** · 06-03-2005, 23:05

Well my special plrldin alrdisu knwicha will get your elephaix! It doesn't need to scare them, because it will just suck them up its toes!!!

**clayton ballentine** · 06-04-2005, 00:13

i don't understand you

**Laridus Konivaich** · 06-04-2005, 00:18

Originally Posted by clayton ballentine

i don't understand you

Then you must be sane.

**Mongoose** · 06-04-2005, 00:28

You both speak a different dialect of the same langauge...

**Laridus Konivaich** · 06-04-2005, 00:28

Originally Posted by mongoose

You both speak a different dialect of the same langauge...

which language?
witch language?

**Mongoose** · 06-04-2005, 00:54

I like to call it NETCHAT, clayton speaks NeTCHAt, you speak NTCHT.

I know a little L33t, NO TEH L##t R4OROZ!!111!!!

**Laridus Konivaich** · 06-04-2005, 00:57

Originally Posted by mongoose

I like to call it NETCHAT, clayton speaks NeTCHAt, you speak NTCHT.

I know a little L33t, NO TEH L##t R4OROZ!!111!!!

101! tht s s fny I frgt t lgh!

**The Stranger** · 06-06-2005, 14:57

soooooooo yu r so fnny tht i fogot to lagh, spmmr

**Dutch_guy** · 06-06-2005, 15:01

I really love reading these high quality posts ,

**The Stranger** · 06-06-2005, 15:17

spammer nederlandse spam is het best net zoals nederlandse ....

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 06-06-2005, 15:19

Wow, this has degenerated a bit...shape it up or it gets closed.

**Templar Knight** · 06-06-2005, 15:58

**Fragony** · 06-07-2005, 10:27

Ancient rome huh, massive orgies of course! What else????

**The Stranger** · 06-07-2005, 15:27

weed, man, weed.

**doc_bean** · 06-07-2005, 16:11

I don't think they had weed there back then, it's a well kept secret if they did.

The Egyptians might have had it from what i've heard.

**Shadow** · 06-07-2005, 16:33

I will join the army, become general and kill my way to the throne

**The Stranger** · 06-07-2005, 18:33

and i'll follow in your footsteps

**tibilicus** · 06-07-2005, 19:17

Mine is, Run away. However after i would run away i would join a barbarian army,Write history about rome for them,make them some wepons so i get rich,make them some new advanced housing for some more money!,write and give them some documents on famous romans so they can asasinate them,then invade rome kill some people, aswell as killing Ceaser later,And finaly get locked up for murder and being a traitor to my country. See should of been a multiple choice poll

ohhhhhhhhh i should make a story on this..............

**Kagemusha** · 06-07-2005, 19:44

Man have to start somewhere,You know.So first,i would join the army.Sometime soon id have to kill some poor buggers,Because some killing would be propriate in army lifestyle.And you know, if there is killing hopefully soon there should be somekind of victory.And where is victory there definetly is some serios boosing.And after litle boozing my next place to be would be jail.(Somekind of drunken accident,or something like that,You know the drill).So there would be lots of victories and lots of boozing.So lot that in the end of all that my comrades would only give me as weapons, should be sticks or rocks to throw at them while been drunk.
So i would start producing my own weapons.Somekind club or something like that ,(you know im pretty handy).So after a while of clubbing some bastards heads with my club.I woul get really famous(something like the second coming of Hercules or like that).So in no time i would mingle in the highsociety of Rome.So like any deacent civilized intellectual roman,I shoul start thinking of participating in an assasination plan against some mighty Ceasar,(you know they were nuts.allmost all of them).
Obviosly i know pretty much about tactics,so i would hit and run,before those Praetorians could get their dirty litle hands on me.
So after few Caesars would pass away i could safely start thinking about writing about some Great Historical Roman,so i would write about me.That would also classyfy me as an Great Historian,(who ignorant lowlife wouldnt like to read about my great deeds in roman history)?And after that i could think:Hey kagemusha you are quite a guy,and drop dead.
Did i miss somethin?Oh yes the thing about building something,(serioysly im not that handy)

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**Lazul** · 06-07-2005, 20:37

I would go Da Vinci style on all of them!

*impress the rom emperor with gunpowder, and then just keep on portioning out modern-day tech.
*rome would massacre all other "factions".
*work my charm and charisma on the nobles
*then.... 24 hours drinking and orgies! yeeehaaaw

*oh.. and smoke some weed from time to time and claim what I paint high is art!

**Kagemusha** · 06-07-2005, 20:48

Originally Posted by Lazul

I would go Da Vinci style on all of them!

*impress the rom emperor with gunpowder, and then just keep on portioning out modern-day tech.
*rome would massacre all other "factions".
*work my charm and charisma on the nobles
*then.... 24 hours drinking and orgies! yeeehaaaw

*oh.. and smoke some weed from time to time and claim what I paint high is art!

Good thinking there Lazul.

Btw did you even get yourself a hangover from your National day eysterday?

**The Stranger** · 06-07-2005, 21:36

Originally Posted by Lazul

I would go Da Vinci style on all of them!

*impress the rom emperor with gunpowder, and then just keep on portioning out modern-day tech.
*rome would massacre all other "factions".
*work my charm and charisma on the nobles
*then.... 24 hours drinking and orgies! yeeehaaaw

*oh.. and smoke some weed from time to time and claim what I paint high is art!

ooh now that's where i come in. for weed come to.

PLANTUM SELLORUM UMEUS

for all your magic plants. right next to the Fora Romanum in ROMA.

**Abokasee** · 06-08-2005, 18:48

the help kill ceaser thing and join the army is a good combonation after all that really did happen just buy "THE RUTHLESS ROMANS" HORRIBLE HISTORY BOOK

**Brutus** · 06-09-2005, 10:26

Originally Posted by doc_bean

I don't think they had weed there back then, it's a well kept secret if they did.

The Egyptians might have had it from what i've heard.

Sure the ancient Romans had weed, didn't you see Mel Brooks' History of the World Part One?

Being in Ancient Rome, I would do what every good barbarian would do when he wasn't looting: Being a good tourist and inscribe graffiti all over the place!

Brutus hic erat

**The Stranger** · 06-09-2005, 15:39

yeah man... whos'mel brook anyway. WEED HERE WEED HERE.

btw this is the only thread of Clayton that survived the policy. let's keep it alive, in honour of clayton

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 06-09-2005, 19:29

Well, this has gone down the toilet...

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