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[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Celts did not use tatoos. And just to ease your mind about accuracy...

[bodidley]

Yep, I've seen that picture before (I own the damn book )

But I've read that the gaesatae often painted themselves with woad before battle, and the Romans often asserted that as well (not that I trust their tall tales )

Perhaps I'm being a prude, but this is a case where I would rather not observe the anatomy of my animated army

Meh, I'll get over it.

[The Wizard]

Perhaps I'm being a prude, but this is a case where I would rather not observe the anatomy of my animated army

That, my friend, is exactly the entire idea!

[bodidley]

Then perhaps we should spice things up with some ravishing Cimbri warrior women

[Sarcasm]

Here we go again.....don't you guys play team sports? Or you just don't shower?

[bodidley]

Here we go again.....don't you guys play team sports? Or you just don't shower?

Yeah I've used a gang shower, and I made damn sure to hang onto my soap

[khelvan]

Our installation routine should provide an option for those of you who faint at the thought of swinging twigs & berries to have a loincloth.

The Celts did paint themselves with woad before battles, but these were not tattoos. Different tribes used different amounts of woad. Our Celtic group would have to talk about the Gaesatae in particular.

[Dux Corvanus]

Here we go again.....don't you guys play team sports? Or you just don't shower?

Ehem... I shower alone... and never play with naked guys...

[Ergion]

Ehem... I shower alone... and never play with naked guys...

Greetings from ancient Gadir, Dux /saludos desde la anciana Gadir, dux

[DemonArchangel]

Use the loincloth for f*ck's sake!

[Sarcasm]

Why?

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

But I've read that the gaesatae often painted themselves with woad before battle, and the Romans often asserted that as well (not that I trust their tall tales )

Not by 270BC. 400BC yes, but not much after that.

[Quietus]

Celts did not use tatoos. And just to ease your mind about accuracy...

Gallic warrior # 3: "It's not cool for someone to steal somebody else's pajamas. We'll hunt you down. These things are expensive stuff.
Gallic warrior # 1: "True that. I was just dipping by the lake and :poof: it's gone! Now I'm all worked up!!
Gallic warrior # 2: "Helloooooo!? Anybody picked up my friend's precious pajamas? This is not funny!

[Zero1]

Gallic warrior # 3: "It's not cool for someone to steal somebody else's pajamas. We'll hunt you down. These things are expensive stuff.
Gallic warrior # 1: "True that. I was just dipping by the lake and :poof: it's gone! Now I'm all worked up!!
Gallic warrior # 2: "Helloooooo!? Anybody picked up my friend's precious pajamas? This is not funny!

Am I the only one who laughed me ass off at that?

[Samurai Waki]

God I just about have a Total Wargazm every time I check up on this mod. I've lost almost complete interest in RTR, keep up the kick-ass work guys.

[Lord Tomyris Reloaded]

I am so glad you'll provide an option not to have that evil loincloth! Historical accuracy all the way man!

[GoreBag]

Celts did not use tatoos. And just to ease your mind about accuracy...

I was under the impression that Celts used copper to achieve the blue ink that were used for tattoos...

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

I was under the impression that Celts used copper to achieve the blue ink that were used for tattoos...

Sorry. I meant Gauls, not Celts. Britons still used paintings (woad) by 270BC.