The Roman Conquest

[Dux Corvanus]

These "happy fishermen" handed every Spanish their asses for 800 years.

Ehem... that thing about you 'handing' my ass... you should keep that in private, darling...



And...

Toro, 1476
Alcántara, 1580
Açores, 1582
Montijo, 1644

Not to count the numberless occasions that Portugal had his ass saved by their English godfathers...

But, yes, the truth is that we have won some battles and lost others but... we've lost every war.

But, hey... WE STILL HAVE THE BIG SIDE! (and it's the RIGHT one... for yours is the left one...)



NOTE: Eucarionte, you can't accuse people of being fishermen... when practicing trolling...