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    Today: Water


    Water is a magic potion, I swear it. Also it's important because it's the preferred drink of HARDCORE people. Obviously being HARDCORE is a good thing. Note: The word HARDCORE must always be written in capital letters exclusively because it's very prestigious (Thats Jujimufu's theory). In this article I'm going to explain to you it's secrets and magic properties. Training yourself to drink water can be hard if you're spoiled on wimpy sugar drinks and equally fussy drinks. Soft drinks are not HARDCORE. Hell, they can't be if they have the word "Soft" in the name. They are for weak people. So I'll start by explaining the benefits of water and how it can aid in your athletic career. Then I'll share with you some ways to convert to a strict water consumer.


    Let's start off with healthy fat loss. An active athlete will want to minimize his fat intake and body fat ratio for maximum performance. Fat is a great energy source of course, but we want to use that energy not store it. Stored fat adds useless weight, and if you have some rolls or paddy legs you're going to want to get rid of it for obvious reasons.



    So if you are wanting to lose weight or use fat more efficiently for energy, water can do this. Water helps the body metabolize fat, but how? The kidneys can't function properly without enough water to filter them clean. They don't work to their full capacity when dirty or overloaded. Now, when the kidneys cannot finish all their work some of that load is dumped onto the liver. One of the liver's primary functions is to burn off stored fat into useable energy. The liver is one bad-ass organ, appreciate the fact that you have one. Anyway, when the liver has it's job and some of the kidney's job then it can't do this to the full extent and operate at full capacity. So overall you metabolize less fat and weight loss stops if you don't get enough pure water. Another useful thing to know -Water naturally suppresses the appetite - You will not be as hungry for un-needed food if you drink ample amounts of it.


    Water also helps you use energy more efficiently as I've said. The way it does this is because water is PURE! It can help push substances such as waste and chemicals out of your system. Out with the old, in with the new! Also water can help your body absorb vitamins or nutrients more efficiently. Ever hear of the term "Water soluble vitamin?" Some vitamins can only be absorbed in your body with the aid of water. Any form of liquid can do this but water does this the best because it's pure as pure can be. Vitamin C for example is a water soluble vitamin.


    Water helps your body stay cool when you work out. You sweat a lot when you work out; If you don't keep your body clean and cool you will become weak, dizzy, or dehydrated. Dehydration, if it grows to moderate or severe levels, can cause the following: Low blood pressure, fainting, convulsions, bloated stomach, fast and weak pulse, skin's loss of firmness, and heart failure. All that shit sucks, heart failure isn't cool. So when you workout you will have to drink a nice supply of fluids. The best bet is to combine water with an energy drink when you workout. Also, pour it all over yourself so you're all slick...


    Water helps the body remove toxins. It's pure so it can absorb the junk inside your body and flush it out! Then you feel fresh and clean!

    Water helps you fight colds and other viruses. Combine water with an insane amount of antioxidants, laughter, and rest and you will totally ELIMINATE the disease in your body. It's also good for preventive measures!


    Friends have told me that drinking a load of water can help curb cravings for cigarettes! This is a really cool tip to try if you're trying to quit smoking.


    Water will reduce overall water retention and bloat. For instance, your body always needs a balance of sodium and fluids. If you don't get enough sodium you will faint or feel incredibly dizzy. If you don't get enough water your skin retains the rare amounts of water it has making you "Look" and "Feel" thick and heavy, wearing you down and decreasing oxygen exchange in the lungs. So if you drink plenty of "pure" water, your system will regulate this back to normal; Making you feel slimmer, faster, and cleaner.


    Lack of water is the #1 cause of daytime fatigue, causing you too feel sluggish and not ready to train.

    Increased water intake hydrates your skin keeping it firm and healthy, transforming you into a stunning figure!

    A 2% drop in body water can trigger short-term memory loss which will make you stupid. You forget little things like your car keys, a date, or maybe you'll forget it's raining outside. Drink more and you will remember more, you'll be more focused and it will make you smarter.


    Water drops cancer rates! Drinking just 5 glasses a day (8 ounces is one glass) decreases your risk of colon cancer by 45%, breast cancer by 79%, and cuts the risk of bladder cancer by 50%!


    Water is a catabolic substance, meaning it actually takes your body energy to digest it and let it go through your system. You lose fat just from drinking it. A cool fact is the colder the water the more calories it burns. To keep your body in homeostasis (balanced function) it actually takes energy to keep your body warm as the cold water goes into your system. You burn 150 calories extra a day just from drinking 1 gallon of icy water. Then again you might get a cold so use at your own discretion...

    Water lubricates your joints. Joint pain can decrease with increased water intake.

    Among the health benefits I have stated it's also less expensive and will save you money! It can be very cheap and can make all the difference in the world when you convert. A soda or Sobe beverage costs E1 or more for 20 ounces. Water is free! Just go out and drink from the hose in your backyard. Drinking from the hose is HARDCORE.




    Lets look at the how:



    Basically the best way to train yourself to like it is to start working out really hard. If you train hard I guarantee that taste won't matter to you much when you're gasping for air and collapsing on the ground from fatigue in whatever training you're doing. You lose liquids from intense activity, and trust me when you're this tired your body won't care what form of liquid you put in it.


    So start training hard and drinking some water in combination with an energy drink during your training. When you've gotten used to that start adding water into some meals here and there. That's all there is to it! If you keep at it and stop drinking other stuff such as soda or high GI drinks on a normal basis your body will accustom itself to the blander liquid. Not to say those other formulations don't have their place in your diet, cause obviously you need a high glycemic carbohydrate drink post workout with fast proteinsas I probably said in some other post, but you should almost exclusively drink water overall. It even enhances the taste of a meal. Those other beverages are just sugar garbage that spoils your sense of taste with corruption. Definitely not HARDCORE...



    Lastly how much water should you drink? Experts have for years stated that 8 glasses a day is enough for the standard individual. 8 glasses is 64 ounces. However, the average individual is not HARDCORE. HARDCORE people need a helluva lot more water! If you are one of those average people you can get your daily supply by drinking 4 (16) ounce bottles. If you're HARDCORE though you'll need to down the bottles down like crazy because you'll be losing precious fluids tearing open street gang members with your bare hands on a daily basis. I hope you realize water intake can vary between the activity levels of individuals.



    Once you convert you'll never go back. The feel is as incredible as the money you save! Drink WATER!



    Resources :


    www.trickstutorials.com
    http://www.fijiwater.com/site/health_benefits.html


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    Good thread. That info on breakfast was interesting, I knew breakfast was important but I always thought something like two bits of toast with marmite was enough to kick things off. Obviously its not.

    This inspires me to get a bit more organised with my gym work again too.
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    Before going into actual strength or weights training I thought stretching and flexibility would be in place. Everyone could use some more flexibility. So:

    Today: Working towards the splits

    Basically there are 2 main areas of flexibility: legs, and back.

    To increase them both this is a nice and handy program that you can do in about 30 mins. about 40 including the warmup.

    First, to get out of bed in the morning do a bridge, hold for 15-20 secs doing your best, then relax and follow your usual morning routine, do the bridge again before going to bed.

    The following program is aiming at doing splits. Yes, you can. Try it and then tell me if it works.


    It's much like weight lifting. To get gains you have to work very hard. But to maintain you don't have to do quite as much.

    Do a stretch until you begin to feel main. Breath in through your nose out through your mouth and relax. Wait until it does not hurt and then push out a little farther. Repeat. Do it as long as you want. The longer you spend the faster you will see results. I don't like spending much time on stretching so I prefer to get people flexible quickly and then help them to maintain it.

    There is nothing special about stretching.


    THE PROGRAM:

    First it is important to follow some simple rules if you want to increase flexibility.

    1. Stretch after working out to improve flexibility.
    2. All movements should be done slowly while stretching.
    3. Never Bounce "balistic stretching" you will get gains but it will increase the risk of injury dramatically.
    4. Do not force a muscle to go beyond its range of motion.
    5. Expect pain but it should not be extreme.
    6. If you suffer a pulled or strained muscle rest a few days before attempting to stretch for flexability again.
    7. as for times to hold stretch. minimum of 60 sec. unless you get stabbing type pain then stop the stretch or relax it a bit. Hold the stretch as long as is necessary. If you start it and it is hard for you hold for a minute and see if you can increase the stretch, keep trying hold, stretch, hold stretch to work your way down. once you feel you have made sufficient progress for the day you can stop. I'd say 1 to 5 minutes as a guildline but you have to learn to listen to your own body.
    8. Breath deeply when stretching, Breath out as you go down into the stretch and continue to breath deeply.


    First stretch
    Sit on the floor with both legs directly in front of you both feet should be touching. Pull your self down to your knees using your arms. (if this is difficult wrap a rope or belt around your feet and use that to pull down.) Hold position for 5 minutes or until pain subsides. Then pull down until chest is against the knees (or as close as you can). Try not to arch your back. continue this for as long as you want up to about 30 minutes DO not bend knees

    Second stretch
    Stand place legs together. place left leg behind right and pull yourself down to touch your toes. then switch legs and repeat.
    Do not bend knees any more than necessary.

    Third stretch
    Sit on your feet in the kneeling position. and simply lie back until you are lying on the floor. Do this very slowly until you are sure you can do this with out injury. Hold position until pain subsides and go further down. Hold for 1 to 5 minutes once you are able to lie all the way down on the floor. (if you have knee problems be very careful with this stretch) This stretch have -when hold long enough- a VERY relaxing effect on your entire body.

    fourth stretch.
    Sit and place both soles of your feet together. pull the feet towards you and push down on your knees until they touch the floor. Then try to put your nose to the floor.

    fifth stretch
    Sit on the floor put legs as far apart as possible. Place left arm behind you palm flat on the floor put right arm in front palm on floor. Lift yourself and slide your left heel straight out as far as you can. Hold position and place both hands behind palms flat.
    Keep back straight and lower down to the middle until chest is flat to floor then go down over the left and right legs. Hold for 5 minutes or until pain subsides. Then swith hands left hand in front right hand behind. Lift and slide the right heel out straight.
    Make sure to keep the other leg stationary. Repeat above.

    NOTE: after you are done stretching pull yourself backwards and let your legs come together then use your hands to lift them up at the knees and shake them a bit to warm them up before standing.
    Do not bend knees DO NOT BOUNCE!!!!!


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    Dude, the way SwordsMaster says HARDCORE, made me think of this youtube video.
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    Maybe SwordsMaster should include powerthirst in his health plan.
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    Well, it's that time of the year again, and SwordsMaster is going back to basics.

    This is the 5X routine, and it complements perfectly the cardio that i posted before.

    Nothing fancy about this one, classic lifts, old school brute force strength training. It's done all in 1 day, and you can repeat it up to 3 times a week.

    Do your usual warmup, this is a whole body heavy routine, so warm up accordingly.

    1. Pullups: 5x8, 1 min rest between sets
    2. Benchpress: 5x5, if you can do the last 3 sets of 6, you're not benching heavy enough, 1 min rests in between.
    3. Deadlift: 5x5, as above
    4. Olympic clean, 5x5
    5. Squat, 5x5 as above.


    A variation includes: dumbell bench press istead of barbell bench press, good mornings instead of deadlifts, and stand up row instead of pullups.

    Another favourite of mine, specially if someone has had back problems, like yours truly and wants to give the back a full on throttle kick:

    These are supersets unless stated otherwise:
    Stand up row & Pullup:
    at 50%, 8/8
    at 60%, 8/8
    at 80%, 6/6
    at 50%, 8/8

    Good mornings & cable pull,
    at 50% 8/12
    at 60% 8/12
    at 70% 8/12
    at 50% 6/max weight to failure


    You can thank me later. That is just a back workout and shoult take no longer than 20 min altogether. If you're taking more than 1 min between sets, you're not HARDCORE, and if you're taking more than 5 between supersets, you should do the whole thing again, because you're wasting your time.

    Go get in shape. Summer's coming, dammit!

    Phew, did it today. It's good, simple and effective. I did a 6 sprint set with 30 sec rests in between to fill in at the end, and almost got sick. So I'll have to do it again soon.
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    Haven't they invented a magic pill yet? I mean if a guy can regrow a finger...

    If I ever catch some shrapnel in the gut I'm going to ask the surgeon to take a little off the sides.
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    Swordsmaster,

    I've been following the following routine since I started the third term at school. Fitness is 2 hours a week, 1 on Thursday and 1 on Friday, sometimes supplemented by 1 more hour in the weekend. I do lots of sports in the meantime, mainly basketball, as its my trademark sport.

    Please excuse me as I dont know the specific names, hope u understand.

    - 20-25 minutes on the bicycle, medium difficulty level
    - quadriceps training (32kg, 3 sets of 10)
    - harmstring training (32kg, 3 sets of 10)
    - bar pull (?) - 27-32kg, 3 sets of 15 (from up to down, usually for your back)
    - "sailor" pull - 27-32kg, 3 sets of 10 (you pull to your chest and you keep your back straight)
    - abdomen workout - sets of 25, usually 2 or 3 (support your legs between 4 "pillows" and you go down on your back and you go up)
    - abdomen workout - sets of 10-15 (rest your legs and support yourself, you start from the ground and you go up - also helps your back)
    - weights (6-8kg), sets of 10, usually 2 or 3

    I use lots of calories during the week, so the quota 2500-3000 intake is obsolete. School, sports and everything - I EAT A LOT. I sleep around 8 - 8 and 1/2 hours a night.

    My problem?

    I don't lose weight. I think I actually gain.
    Even if I consume a lot, I eat a lot, and because of this, I am a sort of sugar-dependent. I eat a lot of chocolate and it helps keeping myself up for everything, because daily life is stressing in the school, especially physically.

    Also, I have abnormal weight. I am around 1.77-1.78 but there is something wrong. My upper body is fine, I have normal fat levels (I was never obese - I actually had problems as a kid due to low weight). For some reason, I am very heavy (my quadriceps is larger than my 2 lower arms put together!!). My head is also very heavy.

    Any reasons? Heavy bones? (never broke anything, twisted lots, but never had something more than 1 day)
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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
    Swordsmaster,


    I don't lose weight. I think I actually gain.
    Even if I consume a lot, I eat a lot, and because of this, I am a sort of sugar-dependent. I eat a lot of chocolate and it helps keeping myself up for everything, because daily life is stressing in the school, especially physically.
    Cut back on the sugar. Eat a clean diet. I've actually read quite a lot about this subject recently. What are you eatting on an average day, Edyz?



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    I wish I would have seen this before I joined a gym Swordmaster. I can do all of these exercises, even the pull ups if I simply install a bar, in my basement with my old weight bench. Heh.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice
    Cut back on the sugar. Eat a clean diet. I've actually read quite a lot about this subject recently. What are you eatting on an average day, Edyz?
    Breakfast - cereals with milk OR omlette OR gauffre de liege OR small croissants with chocolate

    Lunch - typically potatoes/rice with beef/chicken and on friday we have fish - I always eat a salad before, usually made of tuna, corn, tomatoes and cucumbers, with some onions (today feta cheese and olives were available, so I made a mega-salad)

    Dinner - similar to what we eat at lunch, salad included for me

    Between meals I eat chocolate like Milky Way or I get an ice cream. My problem is that I dont eat fruit and it might be detrimental. I will try to switch on fruits - typically in the summer I go ballistic over strawberries (3-4 kg in a single shot) and in the winter I go ballistic on mandarines (4-5kg on a single shot). Bananas are good and I eat them, as they have fructose which is very good for you.

    I also eat cereal bars with fruits in between, but they might be bad, so I stopped eating them. I also eat biscuits.
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