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    Clan Clan InsaneApache's Avatar
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    Rude Nistelrooy has decided to stay at Manchester Soccer side for another year. The offenseman, whose nickname is The Van for some reason (due to his poor turning circle, I think) says he is committed to the Buccaneers for another series, despite interest from Portuguse club Realmadrid.
    Is this crap for real?
    What do you think?
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Lord of the House Flies Member Al Khalifah's Avatar
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    Goooooo Deviliers !
    Cowardice is to run from the fear;
    Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
    Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
    But to hold the line anyway.

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    Poor, poor misguided american....i don't know whether this guy is serious or not. Either way, if he did his research, he'd find most of us british don't call them the red devils. We call them 'Man U' or 'those bastards who win everything'. And in his photo album, that notice being held by someone that says 'for $al£', it is so obviously photoshopped if you look at the blank part.

    I think this shows just how much Manchester need to get better next series.
    For the love of all things british...please say he didn't say that....
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    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    bastards who win everything
    Not everything. (check location)

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