I found a women who

was near-sighted
is mostly deaf
lost her sense of smell in a fireworks accident
is blonde, blue eyed, with bumps in all the right spots
has no problem with working hard
has no problem with me not working hard
enjoys being with me
doesn't mind me being gone away
enjoys The Simpsons
understands my fascination with fire
likes it when I open a door for her
knows what to get me on my birthday
doesn't mind if I act like a guy
enjoys climbing, skiing, camping, hiking, biking, shooting
doesn't expect me to like scrapbooking, pottery, or gardening
can balance a checkbook
likes dogs
is an Emergency Medical Technician
owns property
has a tattoo
can drink like a fish, but usually doesn't
can cook
can eat what I cook
smells nice
has a sense of fashion
enjoys japanese movies
plays Total War

and most importantly,

smiles when I walk into the room

I got lucky

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