The Idiot List

[Lazul]

Found this "Idiot List" a while ago, its a list on what to do to become an "idiot-deluxe". Its on swedish so Ill just translate some and see if you can come up with something to!

* Collect Toasters
* Snowboard during the summer
* never shower, eat soap instead
* Leave a 2 hour long message on someones answering machine
* call the wrong number just for fun
* set the walls on fire to keep you warm
* Use your left hand to greet the (swedish) king when accepting the nobel-price
* become an anarcist and visit neo-nazi meetings
* bite yourself in the eye
* buy a pittbull, enrage it for 6 month and let it loose in school
* Sell cocain to colombia
* Announce "the international idiot day" on the 34:e of october
* freebase penoutbutter
* make music for deff people
* stand in the corner of the elevator and scream non-stop untill someone kick you out
* sneak in to different companies and set their copier to 10.000 ex.
* stand at the Leaning tower of Pisa and insist that everone must run couse it will fall any second
* dail to and talk to faxmachines
* join the army and insist untill the bitter end that you are an Jedi and should get a lightsaber
* make out with yourself at a party
* take classes to become homosexuall
* shave headgehogs
* get the deathpenalty for piano-theft
* push cows in India
* steal from the poor and give to the rich
* forget to sleep for 3 months
* play chess with death... and cheat
* insist that Karl Marx is Honey Monster
* Read the Satanic-verses in Mecka
* Play Doom with your brother and dads chainsaw
* hunt insects with a katana
* swallow your own adams-apple
* buy all records made by "Varius Artist"
* commit harakiri with a small wooden stick
* rape yourself
* insist that the Swedish king can count to 28.......
* mastrubate standing on your hands
* crash your car just for the fun of it
* refuse to obey in the laws of gravity
* take bussline 7 twice instead of bussline 14
* make a play of Independence Day
* Scream "Nazi-punk" to buddhist monks
* look foward to "kraftwerk" unplugged on MTV
* Go to IKEA and show them where the closet should stand! (ok, thats impossible to translate from swedish i guess)

.... ok, i admit a bit childish, but when I read the 1000 entries in the sweidsh version I was on the floor laughing like never before!

[The Stranger]

ahahahhaahahahahaaha, NAZI-PUNK, that was funny. btw the bussline joke is from the stone age

[Lazul]

uh, got something against the Stoneage eh? eh? eh?... think your so much better then Stoneage people? eh? eh? eh?

[DarthMosfet]

"make out with yourself at a party"

Is that what happens when you practice your chat up lines in the bathroom mirror?

[The Stranger]

uh, got something against the Stoneage eh? eh? eh?... think your so much better then Stoneage people? eh? eh? eh?

in matter of fact i do, bronze age people are way better ain't we guys.

[Lazul]

Typical Bronze Age people talk... your just angry couse we Dark Age people are so way ahead of you!
atleast we dont pick on the stoneage folks!

[The Stranger]

yeah i know, we got non-rusting weapons. you just can't handle it. we're so good that we aint hunting hunga-bunga's anymore we got microwaves and one god.