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    German city builds 'sex huts' for World Cup
    Dortmund wants to provide discreet spots for prostitutes, clients
    Updated: 11:35 a.m. ET June 8, 2005

    BERLIN - A German city is rushing to install a series of drive-in wooden “sex huts” in time for next year’s soccer World Cup and an expected boom in the local sex trade, a city official said on Wednesday.

    Dortmund, one of 12 cities to host World Cup matches, is anxious to keep prostitutes and their clients off the streets by providing them with discreet places to do business.

    Experts estimate as many as 40,000 prostitutes may travel to Germany to offer their services to fans during the tournament.

    “The World Cup has put us under added time pressure, as we don’t want a situation where prostitutes and their clients disturb residential areas,” the official said.

    Not enough room
    Prostitution is legal in Germany in designated areas.

    “In Dortmund we have an official red light district on the outskirts, but there is a problem. There is not enough space for everyone to park.”

    Dortmund plans to arrange the Dutch-designed huts, which have been introduced in the city of Cologne, another World Cup venue, in an area with condom machines and snack bar.

    “Men have to get used to them of course, but a high percentage accept them because they can protect their anonymity,” the official said.

    “That said there will always be those who want to go behind a bush, under a bridge or into the woods.”

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    “That said there will always be those who want to go behind a bush, under a bridge or into the woods.”

    This reminds me of a paper route I once did.

    I was delivering papers and had to go to the bathroom when I saw a bridge. I thought to myself, "Awesome you can go under that bridge and no will see you." As I walked under the bridge, I could hear this slurping sound, I didn't think much of it at the time. Well I started with my business and heard a "Uhhh, Uhhh" and some guy scream "Ahh god." I ran around to the other side and saw some guy with his pants unzipped and a young woman trying to keep her face hidden.

    That was probably the most awkard moment of my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercian billman
    “That said there will always be those who want to go behind a bush, under a bridge or into the woods.”

    This reminds me of a paper route I once did.

    I was delivering papers and had to go to the bathroom when I saw a bridge. I thought to myself, "Awesome you can go under that bridge and no will see you." As I walked under the bridge, I could hear this slurping sound, I didn't think much of it at the time. Well I started with my business and heard a "Uhhh, Uhhh" and some guy scream "Ahh god." I ran around to the other side and saw some guy with his pants unzipped and a young woman trying to keep her face hidden.

    That was probably the most awkard moment of my life
    The most awkard would of been walking into your parents room as a child and catching them in the act.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    The most awkard would of been walking into your parents room as a child and catching them in the act.
    They told me they were wrestling

    Seriously though I was sleeping over at a friends once and we were in the basement and could hear his parents going at it. He went upstairs and asked them if they could quit with the summersaults

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercian billman
    They told me they were wrestling

    Seriously though I was sleeping over at a friends once and we were in the basement and could hear his parents going at it. He went upstairs and asked them if they could quit with the summersaults
    Yeah, that happened to me once. We were in the bedroom next to her parents' room, and the bed springs were a-creakin' for an annoyingly long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Yeah, that happened to me once. We were in the bedroom next to her parents' room, and the bed springs were a-creakin' for an annoyingly long time.
    now, now, BKS, nothing to be annoyed about - if anything, you should have congratulated her father afterwardsfor his "endurance" !
    Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

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    lol?

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    yes, lol.
    Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blodrast
    now, now, BKS, nothing to be annoyed about - if anything, you should have congratulated her father afterwardsfor his "endurance" !
    Yeah - extremely good way to earn some brownie points with the father of a girlfriend

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    Default Re: Just one Question: Do They Wear Roller Skates?

    Didn't know Germans had sex at all.......
    Last edited by bmolsson; 06-10-2005 at 03:08.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmolsson
    Didn't know Germans had sex at all.......
    Yes, its very efficient

    Just one Question: Do They Wear Roller Skates?
    I hope so, cause that would be hot!!
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    I want to know if there will be special huts for those of us who wants group rates.

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    Default Re: Just one Question: Do They Wear Roller Skates?

    Must congratulate the German's on their efficiency and consideration. Think during the LA Olypics, they just put 'em all in jail. j/k

    P.S. Having one's child walk sleepily into your bedroom during "the act" is a bit of a downer. "What ya doing?", gives a complete new meaning to - "wrestling".
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