I am indeed from Scotland, Land of the Brave and Mother of the Free.

And it is better than India for Indian cuisine. We did invent the concept of the curry, you know, especially the Tikka Masala, but alas, very few Indians put Vindaloo on the menu here, so only about 5 places in this city will serve it, and I don't know which. There used to be one along the road, but it was bought and made into turkish restaurant