A duck walked into a bar.
"Got any peanuts?" said the duck.
"No mate, this is a bar." Said the bartender.
Next day...
Duck walks in.
"Got any peanuts?"
"NO MATE, THIS IS A BAR!" Said the bartender.
Next day...
"Got any peanuts?"
"NO and if you come in tomorrow and ask for peanuts I will nail your beak to that wall."
Next day...
"Got any nails?"asked the duck
"no"
Got any peanuts?"