good one InsaneApache
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good one InsaneApache
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a pint,
the bartender obliges and pulls the neutron a pint,
the neutron says "how much is that then?",
the bartender replies "for you mate? No charge."
*waits for groans*
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the neutron says "how much is that then?",
the bartender replies "for you mate? No charge."
No mate this is a JOKE thread ....oh dear
BTW ..... if I was an electron this wouldnt be a negative response
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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The difference between heaven and hell:
In heaven, all of the cops are British, the mechanics are German, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian and everything's run by the Swiss.
In hell, all of the cops are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything's run by the Italians.
It's an old joke, but a good one. And it kills if you can reel it off fast enough.
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That made me smile. I'm such a nerd.Originally Posted by thrashaholic
What good is Uranium for?
To bake the yellow cakes!
GoreBag: Oh, Prole, you're a nerd's wet dream.
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A Guy Walks into a bar, and sees something peculiar, a very small man is playing a piano. He walks up to the guy standing next to little piano player and asks him "so where'd you find him" The Man shrugs and replies "Oh I got him from a genie in a magic lamp, but since I'm all out of wishes... I guess you can have it." The Man hands him the lamp, and he rubs it three times. All of a sudden out a pops a genie who says "I grant you one wish and wish only". The Guy thinks really hard about what to wish for and after some self debate finally says "I want a million bucks!" The Genie nods and replies "Your wish has been granted".
A few Seconds go by and nothing happens...
Then he looks at the genie questioningly... the genie points out the entrance of the bar and says "its out there." The Guy opens the entrance to bar and sees a herd of Male Deer farther than the eye can see... he turns around furiously and exclaims "I Didn't want a million Deer! I wanted A million Dollars!" Then the Man who had given him the lamp turns around and replies "Do you think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?"
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A hunter wants to shoot a huge grizzly, his wife wants a nice carpet and is nagging him to death. SO he goes into the woods, and sees a beautifull grizzly. He takes his gun, aims, shoots, and misses.
The bear charges, stops just before him, and commands the hunter to bend over. Well when a bear says that you better do it, and he doesn't sit very well that evening. Of course the hunter cannot give up, so next day he tries it again. He sees the bear, aims, shoots, and misses. The bear charges, stops just before him, and commands the hunter to bend over. Ayayayay that's got to hurt, the hunter barely makes it home. Next day, he tries again, for 3 is a blessed number. He sees the bear, aims, shoots, misses. The bear charges, stops just before him: 'you are not really here to hunt are you?'
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