The difference between heaven and hell:

In heaven, all of the cops are British, the mechanics are German, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian and everything's run by the Swiss.

In hell, all of the cops are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything's run by the Italians.

It's an old joke, but a good one. And it kills if you can reel it off fast enough.