Quote Originally Posted by thrashaholic
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a pint,

the bartender obliges and pulls the neutron a pint,

the neutron says "how much is that then?",

the bartender replies "for you mate? No charge."

*waits for groans*
That made me smile. I'm such a nerd.

What good is Uranium for?

To bake the yellow cakes!