A Guy Walks into a bar, and sees something peculiar, a very small man is playing a piano. He walks up to the guy standing next to little piano player and asks him "so where'd you find him" The Man shrugs and replies "Oh I got him from a genie in a magic lamp, but since I'm all out of wishes... I guess you can have it." The Man hands him the lamp, and he rubs it three times. All of a sudden out a pops a genie who says "I grant you one wish and wish only". The Guy thinks really hard about what to wish for and after some self debate finally says "I want a million bucks!" The Genie nods and replies "Your wish has been granted".
A few Seconds go by and nothing happens...
Then he looks at the genie questioningly... the genie points out the entrance of the bar and says "its out there." The Guy opens the entrance to bar and sees a herd of Male Deer farther than the eye can see... he turns around furiously and exclaims "I Didn't want a million Deer! I wanted A million Dollars!" Then the Man who had given him the lamp turns around and replies "Do you think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?"