A hunter wants to shoot a huge grizzly, his wife wants a nice carpet and is nagging him to death. SO he goes into the woods, and sees a beautifull grizzly. He takes his gun, aims, shoots, and misses.
The bear charges, stops just before him, and commands the hunter to bend over. Well when a bear says that you better do it, and he doesn't sit very well that evening. Of course the hunter cannot give up, so next day he tries it again. He sees the bear, aims, shoots, and misses. The bear charges, stops just before him, and commands the hunter to bend over. Ayayayay that's got to hurt, the hunter barely makes it home. Next day, he tries again, for 3 is a blessed number. He sees the bear, aims, shoots, misses. The bear charges, stops just before him: 'you are not really here to hunt are you?'