God is punishing me
being the creative tyrant that he is, he is using the boil on the ass technique, brilliantly placed between the ass cheeks near the top next to the tail bone, sitting down is a bad idea, jogging is torture, standing still hurts a bit as well.
i just wanted an audience to whine at... i also want to take this oppurtunity to whine about how much fun going to the doctors about this will be as well, fun fun fun........
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ive been pissing out of my ass all day thanks to the unbelievably vile "phospho-soda" ive had to drink
plus, no eating anything for 24 hours prior to having a video camera snaked up my butt
once a year baby
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Man, I didn't wanna know that!Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
And I feel your paid Griz, I had the identicle thing not so long ago, it hurts like a mofo.
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Great, guys - I am enjoying my breakfast so much more now...
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I'm hoping there's a valid medical reason for this?
Please!!!!
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Ya Griz, you are getting older. But always see the bright side, the worst that can happen is that you get sick and die. Hope this helps.
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Meanwhile, wash your butt. Zillions of mothers can't all be wrong. Now TuffStuff has a serious condition, he has every right to bitch and spoil anyone's breakfast (I've had mine, thank you). Sorry to hear that, Tuff; I hope you splatter that nurse real well while you're at it!
Last edited by Adrian II; 05-09-2005 at 09:55.
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What's with the open discussion of a**es in the Frontroom? (no pun intended)
Shouldn't this be in the Backroom? (no pun intended)
What for? Assistance or assessment? (no pun intended)
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I hear it's going to be an IMAX camera.
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It popped!! i can sit down and walk and lots of other exciting things without pain and thankfully that trip to the doctors is no longer nessecary.
tuff whats that for ?
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at least they didn't post pics....Great, guys - I am enjoying my breakfast so much more now...
..........
now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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You had a blister in your butt?
What type of friction may have caused this?
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Mental?You had a blister in your butt?
What type of friction may have caused this?
(Oh I'm gonna get it now.)
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is "because i love it" a medical condition?
nah - ulcerative colitis
the prep is the worst part
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-Eric "George Orwell" Blair
"If the policy of the government, upon vital questions affecting the whole people, is to be irrevocably fixed by decisions of the Supreme Court...the people will have ceased to be their own rulers, having to that extent practically resigned the government into the hands of that eminent tribunal."
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Opinions on that one seem to differ
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I just lost it. Two points for TuffStuff.
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You horrible people have put me off going to the pointless pancake parade.
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To late the medical condition is now "because I Love it"
Really however hope the treatment truelly helps the condition
O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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You really think a rope would help his condition? Oh you yanks from the southTo late the medical condition is now "because I Love it"
Really however hope the treatment truelly helps the condition
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Boy, do you need that dictionary!You really think a rope would help his condition? Oh you yanks from the south
P.S. GF didn't leave any marks, I hope?
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How do you know he yanks from the south?Oh you yanks from the south
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That has to be the stupidest question I have ever heard.How do you know he yanks from the south?
don't we all?????????????
By the way how is system shock 2 doing
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Not well...
I'm mired down in exam prep at the moment and have little/no time to play.
Gah, I probably shouldn't even be on here now.
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Well - I must be slowing down with my wit a little. However here goes one for you LittleGrizzly.
It seems maybe God has decided to let you have a break from the boil - or pain in the ass - that he smote on you. Repent and ackownledge his existance before it returns tenfold.
Edited: for the correct spelling - LOL thanks
Last edited by Redleg; 05-10-2005 at 03:25.
O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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thanks guys I was a little upset before reading this, now I feel soooooooooo much better about myself
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he smote
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It seems maybe God has decided to let you have a break from the boil - or pain in the ass - that he smote on you. Repent and ackownledge his existance before it returns tenfold.
I decided for his smoting (??) of me that i will deny his existance, as long as i dont believe in him he can't hurt me... i hope
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You'll be smotten over and over again!
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smittenYou'll be smotten over and over again!
Do you not love irregular verbs?
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Don't worry LittleGrizzly I'll kill God for you!
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