Subway is about as far as I can tolerate when it comes to eating out.

McDonalds = burgers are junk. Fries are saltier than the sea.
Burger King = burgers are junk that tastes like its already been eaten and then stuck together again. Fries seemed to have been fried and then deep fried again.
KFC = so hideously greasy it falls out of your hands. The chicken doesn't taste like chicken either.
Pizza Hut = hideously greasy pizzas with those horrible overly doughy bases on all varieties. A pizza base should be no thicker than 5 mm at the most otherwise its not a pizza. Should be crispy.
Wimpy = tastes like plastic.
Starbucks = over-priced and impossible to sit in the place without listening to 8 different mobile phone conversations from 'empowered' women and hearing the word 'like' every other word.