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    Quote Originally Posted by IliaDN
    If this is correct things became clearer ... thanks !!!!!
    Well, it isn't correct. AD (Anno domini, the year of our lord) refers to Jebus himself. Remember, Gob, Jebus and the Holy Bhost are actually one and the same.
    The reason why he was born before he was born (if you're still with me) is that our calendar was made by Greborius who calculated wrong the date of the birth of Jebus. He created an adjusted calendar to make the seasons fit in the year again, based on the calendar of Jubian, the Roman emperor (the Julian calendar).
    Now we are a bit more intelligent, in some ways, and we managed to come to the conclusion that Jeb was actually born a bit earlier than Greb thought he was.

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    I also heard btw, that there was no way Jebus could have been born in 1 AD/1 BC anyway, because i think that the closest Roman Census around that time was in 4BC and the next one was going to be in 4 AD, and since, as someone pointed out, Herod died in 4 BC, Jebus must have been born around then, but that's not the point just now. I just want to know, is there actually a message pronouncing the birth of Jebus?
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    Mikeus I have answered you twice already. Please see my post above.
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    Actually, you only answered once, and that only half an answer. It talks about how Herod killed all newborn children, but it doesn't actually announce that Jebus is born.
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    Nevermind which year, there's still no year 0!

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    [movie announcers voice]The year 0...a time when Dinosaurs ruled the Earth, and women wore skimpy leather bikinis! *warning, blasphemy alert* Watch in awe and amazement, as Mary, wearing her leather bikini, fends off vicious man eating dinosaurs while on her way to Bethlehem! Gasp, as the baby Jebus is born in a stable, surrounded by adorable farm-yard dinosaurs and the three wise men![/movie announcers voice]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Actually, you only answered once, and that only half an answer. It talks about how Herod killed all newborn children, but it doesn't actually announce that Jebus is born.
    I answered you there and I answered you here as well.

    Your question was:
    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    I just want to know, is there actually a message pronouncing the birth of Jebus?
    The message I posted is the only relevant message within the game. Whether you decide that it answers your question one way or the other is your decision.
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    just a moment , i did not understand - did davib was the father of solomoch or did glegulius was the son of noses ? aH ? baesar and mompey ? who ? baria and shloseph ? what ?
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    Why are people still referring to him as "Jebus"?? lol...

    this is the first place I've EVER heard that...

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    for anyone who has seen "jebus" when there somekind of large culture change or something of that sort?

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    American poltical correctness introduces another needless and pointless euphemism to not offend a minority.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorius Vecchius
    Well, it isn't correct. AD (Anno domini, the year of our lord) refers to Jebus himself. Remember, Gob, Jebus and the Holy Bhost are actually one and the same.
    The reason why he was born before he was born (if you're still with me) is that our calendar was made by Greborius who calculated wrong the date of the birth of Jebus. He created an adjusted calendar to make the seasons fit in the year again, based on the calendar of Jubian, the Roman emperor (the Julian calendar).
    Now we are a bit more intelligent, in some ways, and we managed to come to the conclusion that Jeb was actually born a bit earlier than Greb thought he was.

    So we live either in 2001 or in 2009?

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    If you accept that Herod was alive when Jesus was born, we could not be in 2001.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IliaDN
    So we live either in 2001 or in 2009?
    Well, the champagne you bought 5 and a half years ago was all wasted money! You celebrated the wrong year!
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