Jebus.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Actually, you only answered once, and that only half an answer. It talks about how Herod killed all newborn children, but it doesn't actually announce that Jebus is born.

[bodidley]

Nevermind which year, there's still no year 0!

[Mikeus Caesar]

[movie announcers voice]The year 0...a time when Dinosaurs ruled the Earth, and women wore skimpy leather bikinis! *warning, blasphemy alert* Watch in awe and amazement, as Mary, wearing her leather bikini, fends off vicious man eating dinosaurs while on her way to Bethlehem! Gasp, as the baby Jebus is born in a stable, surrounded by adorable farm-yard dinosaurs and the three wise men![/movie announcers voice]

[IliaDN]

Well, it isn't correct. AD (Anno domini, the year of our lord) refers to Jebus himself. Remember, Gob, Jebus and the Holy Bhost are actually one and the same.
The reason why he was born before he was born (if you're still with me) is that our calendar was made by Greborius who calculated wrong the date of the birth of Jebus. He created an adjusted calendar to make the seasons fit in the year again, based on the calendar of Jubian, the Roman emperor (the Julian calendar).
Now we are a bit more intelligent, in some ways, and we managed to come to the conclusion that Jeb was actually born a bit earlier than Greb thought he was.

So we live either in 2001 or in 2009?

[Bromley]

If you accept that Herod was alive when Jesus was born, we could not be in 2001.

[Rodion Romanovich]

So we live either in 2001 or in 2009?

Well, the champagne you bought 5 and a half years ago was all wasted money! You celebrated the wrong year!

[Epistolary Richard]

Actually, you only answered once, and that only half an answer. It talks about how Herod killed all newborn children, but it doesn't actually announce that Jebus is born.

I answered you there and I answered you here as well.

Your question was:

I just want to know, is there actually a message pronouncing the birth of Jebus?

The message I posted is the only relevant message within the game. Whether you decide that it answers your question one way or the other is your decision.

[caesar44]

just a moment , i did not understand - did davib was the father of solomoch or did glegulius was the son of noses ? aH ? baesar and mompey ? who ? baria and shloseph ? what ?

[BrutalDictatorship]

Why are people still referring to him as "Jebus"?? lol...

this is the first place I've EVER heard that...

[Muska Burnt]

for anyone who has seen "jebus" when there somekind of large culture change or something of that sort?

[antisocialmunky]

American poltical correctness introduces another needless and pointless euphemism to not offend a minority.

[bodidley]

Nah, it's mostly just hilarious

[BrutalDictatorship]

agreed lol....

"Jebus"...that's one for the books lmao

[BrutalDictatorship]

anyone here about "Jebus's" mother, Bary, and his father...Jobeph?

What about Mobes on top of the mountain?

How about "The Last Subber"?

[Muska Burnt]

or..... nevermind i dont got one wait three wise bens no that doens't work either

[bodidley]

or..... nevermind i dont got one wait three wise bens no that doens't work either

That's three wise mebs, bearing gifts of golb, frabincence, and bur. Don't forget the three shepberbs

[Barbarossa82]

6 BC is the most common date that I've heard for the birth of Jesus. So yes, we are probably using the wrong date when we talk about "Anno Domini". But, you know, who cares. We're not going to go back through all the history books and start re-numbering stuff are we? I can just see it - World War II - 1945-1951!

[Samurai Waki]

6 BC is the most common date that I've heard for the birth of Jesus. So yes, we are probably using the wrong date when we talk about "Anno Domini". But, you know, who cares. We're not going to go back through all the history books and start re-numbering stuff are we? I can just see it - World War II - 1945-1951!

Wait so your telling me it's still 1999? has anyone prepared for Y2K yet?

[Barbarossa82]

Wait so your telling me it's still 1999? has anyone prepared for Y2K yet?

No, it's 2011!

[Mikeus Caesar]

"Jebus"...that's one for the books lmao

The term 'Jebus' comes from an episode of the Simpsons, when something bad is happening to Homer and he cries out 'Save me Jebus!!'

[The Stranger]

you're all craby

[Barbarossa82]

you're all craby

[BrutalDictatorship]

"you're all craby"...lol, amazing...thanks for that one