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    Default Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Greeting Europa barbaroun fans! From now on, i will be doing these previews.
    unless stated otherwise all pictures shown here are Work In Progress. (WIP)

    Our latest faction is ready, we are very proud of this preview!





    (The bartix faction color is red, BTW)

    Bartix; a land of mist beauty and yellow fever. Home to many bartixian tribes, they speak a strange languge that consists of grunting and and oinking. They are of Persix and scythix stock, they are very lean. Infact, they look like stick people. Bartix is a large island in the middle of the caspixian sea
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    PLAGIX HOPLITIX





    Phlagix hoplitix are the basic unit of the bartix army, they are very fast and throw their 56 foo long pikes at people.Then they stab people pretty good once the fighting starts.





    KATPRAKTIX





    The mighty Katprktix can fly over the head of the enemy and crush them.



    AGEMIX PLHANGIX



    They use pikes that are 150 feet long.

    PANDIX




    Light infantry that breath fire. another basic unit of the bartix army.


    PELTASTIX




    They throw Heat seeking darts.



    BARTIX LITIX CAVIX



    Basic cavalry of the bartix army.

    Bartixian Trait:

    True Bartixian:
    This man is a true Bartixian, able to befuddle and bewilder the greatest minds of his age with his encoded messages while insulting them all with his superior mental faculties. His grasp of Bartixian heiroglyphics is unmatched. Woe unto those 20-watt light bulbs who dare oppose or insult him! For he will unleash a rain of alien spacecraft upon them from Uranix that will shag them like objects (Repeat FIVE Times)!



    Here is a sig image.(Made by Alexander the pretty good)




    http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg


    Have a good week end!

    EDIT: I would also like to thank image shack

    Note: mongoose is NOT a member of the EB team.

    Credits:

    Mongoose
    Alexander the pretty good
    Malrubius

    And the EB team for the faction map i used!


    Update: Next time will be a preview of the bartix secret weaponix...tune in next weekix!





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    Greetings, EB fans! This week’s preview will be of some of the more powerful bartix units.


    Bartix war snake



    Bartix war snake...they are faster then cavalry, 3 feet long, and bite right threw any kind of shield. They are the bartix answer to RTW vanilla war dogs.

    no type of infantry can attack them, They can take out entire armies before any one even tries to
    fight back.


    Bartixain duck riders





    They scare elephants and cavalry. They also have an AP attack that allows them destroy any thing in their path. They cause instant routs and they come back to life after every battle. They are also built in “0”turns and cost 10 denarii.

    Bartix battle ninja

    (Picture of ninja waiting to flip out from behind a wall and kill some guy)








    These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. They are mammals and the filp out and kill people. A ninja once kiled a kid just because he opened a window. When they are not flipping out and kiling people, they are usually busy flying.



    Source:
    http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm


    armoured *EDIT*

    *Picture removed*

    *EDIT*

    Kataprktix II





    They are huge, cause instant routs, and are a bright pink.







    The fearsome Bartix urANUS rayix is a fearsome weapon to behold, sitting on the Bartix homeworldix of urANUS. It is capable of zapping soldiers into pork scratchings, and turning nearby ones into tasty barbacue snacks for the starving Bartixan masses


    The Bartix Kamikazix Squirrel unit, that stroms the enemy before being exploded by the Mind Rays from the Bartix King and thus splattering all over the enemy units making them all sticky and stuff and thus sabotaging their fighting effeciency!



    This is the bartix sacred-samuri-band, they like totaly stab people.

    http://img178.echo.cx/img178/4339/weird1cn.jpg





    Credits:

    Mongoose
    Dux Corvanus (Faction icon)
    Abokasix (the basic idea)
    Mikeus ceaser (Death ray from urANUS)
    Jebus
    abokease





    And every one who added ideas!
    Last edited by Mongoose; 06-25-2005 at 14:54.

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    LAUGH OUT LOUD (LOL)



    If I was smart, I would have a witty punchline in this sig that would make everyone ROTFL.

    I'm not smart.

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    nice
    real nice...

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaah ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    and that times 1000000, i really needed this after a hard work at school

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    No unique buildinx? :(
    I'm still not here

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    Enjoy!

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Quote Originally Posted by mongoose

    Here is a sig image.(Made by Alexander the pretty good)
    http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/lo...ix1small6xm.jpg
    Something's wrong with your sig link, methinks:



    http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg

    I love it, but where's the map?! Also, why no talk of the bartixian trait system?!?!?

    Surrendix of chargix horsixmix:



    Bartixian Trait:

    True Bartixian:
    This man is a true Bartixian, able to befuddle and bewilder the greatest minds of his age with his encoded messages while insulting them all with his superior mental faculties. His grasp of Bartixian heiroglyphics is unmatched. Woe unto those 20-watt light bulbs who dare oppose or insult him! For he will unleash a rain of alien spacecraft upon them from Uranix that will shag them like objects (Repeat FIVE Times)!

    Ah! the Generals! they are numerous, but not good for much (especially if they're Languorous)!
    -- Aristophanes, if he played EB

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Quote Originally Posted by Malrubius
    Something's wrong with your sig link, methinks:



    http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg

    I love it, but where's the map?! Also, why no talk of the bartixian trait system?!?!?

    Surrendix of chargix horsixmix:



    Bartixian Trait:

    True Bartixian:
    This man is a true Bartixian, able to befuddle and bewilder the greatest minds of his age with his encoded messages while insulting them all with his superior mental faculties. His grasp of Bartixian heiroglyphics is unmatched. Woe unto those 20-watt light bulbs who dare oppose or insult him! For he will unleash a rain of alien spacecraft upon them from Uranix that will shag them like objects (Repeat FIVE Times)!
    [MODE=ABOIX]
    MALRIX THE @SSHOLE(REPEAT FIVE TIMES)
    SAID I SHOULD INCLUDE SOMETHIN
    SHAG OBJECTS


    WHEN U PRESS TIS LINK DA SPAACCEE SIP WIL BE INVAD11111!!!11111111!!!



    [/MODE]


    Thanks for the extra content! I will list the credits at the bottom of my first post

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    I chuckled a few times, but I'm shocked that you actually went to the trouble.

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    *claps* With people like you about, the legend will live on for future generations to point at, laugh at, and generally make fun of. You forgot though, that the Bartixian secret weapon is secret weaponsix from Uranus!
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    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Yes, i should add that!

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    great preview , I no i'm gonna play this one when I get EB

    and BTW the Pandix is now offically my favorite unit !
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    hehehe i hope that you not are EBs new skinner..*lol*

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    Hmmm, I'm amazed at how long people laugh at a dyslexic(read: handicapped) guy. You guys give everyone a great example, and represent the EB community at its finest! Keep up the good work everyone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pycckuu
    Hmmm, I'm amazed at how long people laugh at a dyslexic(read: handicapped) guy. You guys give everyone a great example, and represent the EB community at its finest! Keep up the good work everyone!
    Read his other posts. He may be playful and a little kooky, but he doesn't seem very handicapped to me.
    Last edited by Teleklos Archelaou; 06-17-2005 at 20:47.

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    why did they close this thread over at twc? shouldn't EB have some say in what threads are closed in their forum?

    anyway, isn't that bulb too bright for 20 watts?
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    One of the mods there wanted to give out warnings for the love of god

    EDIT:

    Yeah, looks more like a F'****NG 30 watt to me
    Last edited by Mongoose; 06-19-2005 at 00:40.

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    This is the funniest forum ever (and most pleasant). Never met such nice, understanding, patient and funny people on a forum before

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    Thanks...there will be more next week About five new bartix units.
    Last edited by Mongoose; 06-19-2005 at 01:55.

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Hey hate to be a bad sport but are you sure those are historically accurate?

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Quote Originally Posted by Big_John
    anyway, isn't that bulb too bright for 20 watts?
    Quote Originally Posted by mongoose
    Yeah, looks more like a F'****NG 30 watt to me
    Well, Bartix is an empire in expansion!

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    i don't get your sig

    We do not sow.

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Read the aboix thread.

    It's pretty funny if you read all of aboixs posts.

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    Is it just me or does

    RANIX THE ASS HOLE (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
    HE WANTS TO SHAG AN OBJECT
    RANIX THE ASS HOLE (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
    HE JUST WOULDN'T ANSWER ABOKASEE'S QUESTION
    sound like the beginnings of a song?

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    i still can't believe you guys aren't including the armored whores...
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    and whar about those feared Spartix Gayix

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    This thread was funny, but now it has reached its end, IMHO. Making fun is one thing, doing the same joke and over is not.

    But ignore me, I have got to study and that would make you lose your sense of humour as well!
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