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    How exactly did you get a skinner?

    Runes for good luck:

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    Y'know, i think that the immortal thread, "so what 'Bartix!?' should be made a sticky in the entrance hall, and made compulsary reading for all Junior Members. They should then take a test, where if they manage to remember five of the most memorable things from it that everyone knows, they get to be a member. Btw, stormy, i love your siggy.

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    REPAET 5 TIMES!!!1!!!!



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    Actually, i am working for CA as a skinner.


    I am not supposed to tell you much...but i can say that you are in for one heck of an unpleasent surprise for BI

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    Maybe that's because you are racist towards bartix
    no way , I love Bartix and all it's people !
    I meant to say I was gonna play Bartix :D , as neongod said I just miss -spelled it

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    @ MC

    PRES THIS LINK!!!11!!
    I always did find the google link a nice touch

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    Just to show the wonderful legacy that Bartix has left, i have looked on the "who's online" list, and at any one point in time, 2 people will be looking at "so what 'bartix'!!!?" and 5 people looking at this.

    A wonderful legacy, from an utter nut.

    Maybe one day, he will come back from Uranus and kill us all with a link to google, or with his secret weapon, from Uranus!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
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    Uhh... Mongoose? I didn't make that Bartix sig. Teleklos did.

    Not bad for a count down, though.

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    No problems. I even thought this might be appropriate:

    (please note that this is too big to use as a signature banner)
    Last edited by Teleklos Archelaou; 06-19-2005 at 01:17.

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    I just want to say I'm very happy that this thread was not closed like it was elsewhere. It's a fun diversion ***specifically*** for this board, like it was on the other too. And it is mostly parody on RTW and EB fora and posts, with people making fun of themselves. Sheesh.


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    Thanks





    Bartix war snake...they are faster then cavalry, 3 feet long, and bite right threw any kind of shield. They are the bartix answer to RTW vanilla war dogs.

    also, infantry can't attack them. They can take out entire armys before any one even tries to fight back.

    Next friday there wil be another preview
    Last edited by Mongoose; 06-18-2005 at 17:08.

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    Don't forget the faction icon:


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    Wow. This looks great! Great Job EB, as always!
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    "YOU'VE ALL DRANK TO MUCH TAQUILAL (MEXION BOOZE) NOW LETS GET ON WITH F**KING SUBJECT WHAT UNITS DO BARTIX (IGNORE SPELLING MASTAKE'S) AND WHAT EVER FACTION REPLACES ARMENIA WHAT UNITS DO THEY HAVE?"

    ahum... sorry.

    I'd like to point out that 1: the ninjas have been forgotten,
    2: the special "zipper" building has been overlooked,
    3: the bush and musithians are missing,
    4: powerful units like the Asiartix Taxeis (light militia infantrix), Pantortix Phalargitix (succesorix levy infantrix), the Bartix Spears, and Indo-Greek Hoplix have been left out,
    5: and probably most famous of all, the Bartiox Hypaspix and the Xaxifaxiphrataxis are nowhere to be seen,
    6: there should be a second version of the Kathaphraix.

    I think it is appropiate to have the Bartix faction in an alliance with Armenia. Also, there are rumors that Bartix might have been affiliated with the twilight zone. You might want to investigate that.

    The king of Bartix should be able to kill squirrels with his only mind. It is of grave importance that this doesn't get overlooked. And don't forget one of the flags of Bartix (they've got plenty):



    The story has it that there were numerous trolls roaming around in Bartix. However, even the sources don't know for sure.

    To preserve the highest rate of historical accuracy, the above suggestions need to be implemented as fast as possible.
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    @Ellesthyan


    I will try to include at least half of those. Thanks
    Last edited by Mongoose; 06-22-2005 at 14:45.

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    WHEN IS THE BARTIX MOD FOR EB GOING TO BE RELEASED?

    sorry

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    Abokassee really has become a legend around here , does he even realise this ?

    don't think any one doesn't know about him, hell people even register in these forums just to post about him !

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    BTX I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO INCLude UNItsS OF ELEMENT TOTAL WAR !!!!@!11

    I propose to also add the unit '' omanger '' ( or oxanxer ) to Bartix's unit roster
    I have no idea what the hell that is though.
    check :

    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47012

    would be cool if he visited a little more often

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
    Abokassee really has become a legend around here , does he even realise this ?

    don't think any one doesn't know about him, hell people even register in these forums just to post about him !

    Heh, he's such a legend, and his (immortal) thread has been read so much, even new members with only six posts can quite easily talk about him. Amazing...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    HERE COME THE ULTIMATE UNIT
    Now with transparent layers!

    Lost on the Internet? Go back to start.

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    hahaha I laughed so hard after seeing that. I really want these guys to be in the mod.

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    Wow, the Bartix Abokasix samurai! I thought they only existed in legend? Quick guys, we need a new update now.

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    he lives!

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    here is the new bartix logo sig see here!
    Now with transparent layers!

    Lost on the Internet? Go back to start.

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    'Gasp!' Teh king...he lives!! All bow down to king of teh Bartix!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Some people get it. Some don't.

    I think it's brilliant.

    So much so I'd love to see Aboix become an honorary EB team member.

    Cheers to BARTIX!!!1!!!!11



    EDIT: I just realized that this was my first post. Heh. I've been lurking so long I'd forgotten I hadn't introduced myself.
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    Welcome to the ORG!



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    thats one hek of a welcome post! welcome almost feels inapropriat since you've seen aboxix.

    BTW: i have news on good 'ol Aboxix he's still active. he posted in Hoggy's forum. guess what: in capital letters...

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    Yeah, he's sick about WATER BUFFALOES!!!


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    More Bartix fun...

    all we're missing is:


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