How exactly did you get a skinner?
Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix
How exactly did you get a skinner?
Runes for good luck:
[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
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Y'know, i think that the immortal thread, "so what 'Bartix!?' should be made a sticky in the entrance hall, and made compulsary reading for all Junior Members. They should then take a test, where if they manage to remember five of the most memorable things from it that everyone knows, they get to be a member. Btw, stormy, i love your siggy.
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WHAT ThE F*kNg hELL, ARE yU ALL 20 WATT LIGHTBULB (REPEAT 5 TIMES)!!1!? TELL M NOW, OR ALIEN INVASION WILL BE SENT FORTH WHN PRES THIS LINK!!!11!!
REPAET 5 TIMES!!!1!!!!
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Originally Posted by Ranika
Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix
Actually, i am working for CA as a skinner.
I am not supposed to tell you much...but i can say that you are in for one heck of an unpleasent surprise for BI
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no way , I love Bartix and all it's people !Maybe that's because you are racist towards bartix
I meant to say I was gonna play Bartix :D , as neongod said I just miss -spelled it
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@ MC
I always did find the google link a nice touchPRES THIS LINK!!!11!!
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Just to show the wonderful legacy that Bartix has left, i have looked on the "who's online" list, and at any one point in time, 2 people will be looking at "so what 'bartix'!!!?" and 5 people looking at this.
A wonderful legacy, from an utter nut.
Maybe one day, he will come back from Uranus and kill us all with a link to google, or with his secret weapon, from Uranus!!!
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Uhh... Mongoose? I didn't make that Bartix sig. Teleklos did.
Not bad for a count down, though.
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No problems. I even thought this might be appropriate:
(please note that this is too big to use as a signature banner)
Last edited by Teleklos Archelaou; 06-19-2005 at 01:17.
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Crossposting makes baby Jesus cry.
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I just want to say I'm very happy that this thread was not closed like it was elsewhere. It's a fun diversion ***specifically*** for this board, like it was on the other too. And it is mostly parody on RTW and EB fora and posts, with people making fun of themselves. Sheesh.
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Thanks
Bartix war snake...they are faster then cavalry, 3 feet long, and bite right threw any kind of shield. They are the bartix answer to RTW vanilla war dogs.
also, infantry can't attack them. They can take out entire armys before any one even tries to fight back.
Next friday there wil be another preview
Last edited by Mongoose; 06-18-2005 at 17:08.
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Don't forget the faction icon:
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Wow. This looks great! Great Job EB, as always!
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"YOU'VE ALL DRANK TO MUCH TAQUILAL (MEXION BOOZE) NOW LETS GET ON WITH F**KING SUBJECT WHAT UNITS DO BARTIX (IGNORE SPELLING MASTAKE'S) AND WHAT EVER FACTION REPLACES ARMENIA WHAT UNITS DO THEY HAVE?"
ahum... sorry.
I'd like to point out that 1: the ninjas have been forgotten,
2: the special "zipper" building has been overlooked,
3: the bush and musithians are missing,
4: powerful units like the Asiartix Taxeis (light militia infantrix), Pantortix Phalargitix (succesorix levy infantrix), the Bartix Spears, and Indo-Greek Hoplix have been left out,
5: and probably most famous of all, the Bartiox Hypaspix and the Xaxifaxiphrataxis are nowhere to be seen,
6: there should be a second version of the Kathaphraix.
I think it is appropiate to have the Bartix faction in an alliance with Armenia. Also, there are rumors that Bartix might have been affiliated with the twilight zone. You might want to investigate that.
The king of Bartix should be able to kill squirrels with his only mind. It is of grave importance that this doesn't get overlooked. And don't forget one of the flags of Bartix (they've got plenty):
The story has it that there were numerous trolls roaming around in Bartix. However, even the sources don't know for sure.
To preserve the highest rate of historical accuracy, the above suggestions need to be implemented as fast as possible.
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Austria Est Imperare Orbi Universo
Austria is destined to rule the world.
(Or, as the Prussians interpretated it:
Austria Erit In Orbe Ultima
Austria will one day be lowest in the world.)
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@Ellesthyan
I will try to include at least half of those.
Last edited by Mongoose; 06-22-2005 at 14:45.
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WHEN IS THE BARTIX MOD FOR EB GOING TO BE RELEASED?
sorry
REALEESED?!
Epistolary Richard's modding Rules of Cool
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Abokassee really has become a legend around here , does he even realise this ?
don't think any one doesn't know about him, hell people even register in these forums just to post about him !
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BTX I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO INCLude UNItsS OF ELEMENT TOTAL WAR !!!!@!11
I propose to also add the unit '' omanger '' ( or oxanxer
I have no idea what the hell that is though.
check :
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47012
would be cool if he visited a little more often
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Heh, he's such a legend, and his (immortal) thread has been read so much, even new members with only six posts can quite easily talk about him. Amazing...Abokassee really has become a legend around here , does he even realise this ?
don't think any one doesn't know about him, hell people even register in these forums just to post about him !
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hahaha I laughed so hard after seeing that. I really want these guys to be in the mod.
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Wow, the Bartix Abokasix samurai! I thought they only existed in legend? Quick guys, we need a new update now.
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he lives!
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'Gasp!' Teh king...he lives!! All bow down to king of teh Bartix!!!
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Some people get it. Some don't.
I think it's brilliant.
So much so I'd love to see Aboix become an honorary EB team member.
Cheers to BARTIX!!!1!!!!11
EDIT: I just realized that this was my first post. Heh. I've been lurking so long I'd forgotten I hadn't introduced myself.
Last edited by ArbitraryReality; 06-20-2005 at 17:48.
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...and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.
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Welcome to the ORG!
If I was smart, I would have a witty punchline in this sig that would make everyone ROTFL.
I'm not smart.
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thats one hek of a welcome post! welcome almost feels inapropriat since you've seen aboxix.
BTW: i have news on good 'ol Aboxix he's still active. he posted in Hoggy's forum. guess what: in capital letters...
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Yeah, he's sick about WATER BUFFALOES!!!
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More Bartix fun...
all we're missing is:
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