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  1. 06-17-2005, 21:16 #31
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Y'know, i think that the immortal thread, "so what 'Bartix!?' should be made a sticky in the entrance hall, and made compulsary reading for all Junior Members. They should then take a test, where if they manage to remember five of the most memorable things from it that everyone knows, they get to be a member. Btw, stormy, i love your siggy.

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    WHAT ThE F*kNg hELL, ARE yU ALL 20 WATT LIGHTBULB (REPEAT 5 TIMES)!!1!? TELL M NOW, OR ALIEN INVASION WILL BE SENT FORTH WHN PRES THIS LINK!!!11!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.

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  2. 06-17-2005, 21:16 #32
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Actually, i am working for CA as a skinner.


    I am not supposed to tell you much...but i can say that you are in for one heck of an unpleasent surprise for BI
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Maybe that's because you are racist towards bartix
    no way , I love Bartix and all it's people !
    I meant to say I was gonna play Bartix :D , as neongod said I just miss -spelled it

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  4. 06-17-2005, 21:19 #34
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    @ MC

    PRES THIS LINK!!!11!!
    I always did find the google link a nice touch

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  5. 06-17-2005, 21:25 #35
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Just to show the wonderful legacy that Bartix has left, i have looked on the "who's online" list, and at any one point in time, 2 people will be looking at "so what 'bartix'!!!?" and 5 people looking at this.

    A wonderful legacy, from an utter nut.

    Maybe one day, he will come back from Uranus and kill us all with a link to google, or with his secret weapon, from Uranus!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
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  6. 06-17-2005, 21:37 #36
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Uhh... Mongoose? I didn't make that Bartix sig. Teleklos did.

    Not bad for a count down, though.
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    No problems. I even thought this might be appropriate:

    (please note that this is too big to use as a signature banner)
    Last edited by Teleklos Archelaou; 06-19-2005 at 01:17.
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    I just want to say I'm very happy that this thread was not closed like it was elsewhere. It's a fun diversion ***specifically*** for this board, like it was on the other too. And it is mostly parody on RTW and EB fora and posts, with people making fun of themselves. Sheesh.

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Thanks





    Bartix war snake...they are faster then cavalry, 3 feet long, and bite right threw any kind of shield. They are the bartix answer to RTW vanilla war dogs.

    also, infantry can't attack them. They can take out entire armys before any one even tries to fight back.

    Next friday there wil be another preview
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Don't forget the faction icon:

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    Thumbs up Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Quote Originally Posted by Dux Corvanus
    Don't forget the faction icon:

    Very nice...but are you sure it's a 20 watt lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by mongoose
    Next friday there wil be another preview
    Hurrah!!
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Good one mongoose. Very funny.
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Thanks.

    There will be more next week.


    Dux, Thanks for faction icon!
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    why did they close this thread over at twc? shouldn't EB have some say in what threads are closed in their forum?

    anyway, isn't that bulb too bright for 20 watts?
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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  16. 06-19-2005, 00:32 #46
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    One of the mods there wanted to give out warnings for the love of god

    EDIT:

    Yeah, looks more like a F'****NG 30 watt to me
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    This is the funniest forum ever (and most pleasant). Never met such nice, understanding, patient and funny people on a forum before
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Thanks...there will be more next week About five new bartix units.
    Last edited by Mongoose; 06-19-2005 at 01:55.
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Hey hate to be a bad sport but are you sure those are historically accurate?
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Contemporary accounts on Bartixix troops, as well as their Uranix allies, are contraditcix at best.
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Are we going to see th uranus preview next friday?
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Is it true that Bartix will be able to develope gift televisions to give to other nations that will play teletubbies and cause its population to be dead at the age 1,1/2? Because I would be intrested into how you can balance this with game play.
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    i still can't believe you guys aren't including the armored whores...
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    and whar about those feared Spartix Gayix

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    This thread was funny, but now it has reached its end, IMHO. Making fun is one thing, doing the same joke and over is not.

    But ignore me, I have got to study and that would make you lose your sense of humour as well!
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Quote Originally Posted by Big_John
    anyway, isn't that bulb too bright for 20 watts?
    Quote Originally Posted by mongoose
    Yeah, looks more like a F'****NG 30 watt to me
    Well, Bartix is an empire in expansion!
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    i don't get your sig

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Read the aboix thread.

    It's pretty funny if you read all of aboixs posts.
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Is it just me or does

    RANIX THE ASS HOLE (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
    HE WANTS TO SHAG AN OBJECT
    RANIX THE ASS HOLE (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
    HE JUST WOULDN'T ANSWER ABOKASEE'S QUESTION
    sound like the beginnings of a song?
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Wow. This looks great! Great Job EB, as always!
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