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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Some people get it. Some don't.

    I think it's brilliant.

    So much so I'd love to see Aboix become an honorary EB team member.

    Cheers to BARTIX!!!1!!!!11



    EDIT: I just realized that this was my first post. Heh. I've been lurking so long I'd forgotten I hadn't introduced myself.
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    ...and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.

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    Welcome to the ORG!



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    thats one hek of a welcome post! welcome almost feels inapropriat since you've seen aboxix.

    BTW: i have news on good 'ol Aboxix he's still active. he posted in Hoggy's forum. guess what: in capital letters...

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    Yeah, he's sick about WATER BUFFALOES!!!


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    More Bartix fun...

    all we're missing is:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dux Corvanus
    Yeah, he's sick about WATER BUFFALOES!!!

    and he's freaking out because in a unit of 40 men, 1 of em is turned around...

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    Hahahaha Dux Corvanus that signature is just brilliant!!.. I'm a lurker and just happen to come across this Aboixix guy... that is just...amazing... I just had to register...
    I am my imaginary friend...

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    WAT WATER BUAFOLS AND THE ANIMAL THE REPLACED WAR DOG?


    Was it like that?

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    I'm interested.
    Could someone post a link? I've no idea where "Hoggy's forum" is...
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    ...and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    Hoggy is a brilliant modder for the "blue Lotus" mod. it's here on the ORG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArbitraryReality
    I'm interested.
    Could someone post a link? I've no idea where "Hoggy's forum" is...
    ...and in aboix...

    [Mode=aboix] tell what forum is hoix then? [/mode]

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    i wonder how he calls hoggy. Hoggix or soemthing?

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    No, Hoix is way more confusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_John
    why did they close this thread over at twc? shouldn't EB have some say in what threads are closed in their forum?
    I brought it up on the mod forum, and the consensus was that it was funny but veered toward spam. Posts like "OMC!(Oh my Cock) It is YOU who is eating the mushrooms!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :faints:" are generally not approved of at TWC, rightly or wrongly. I mean, stuff like that is just gibberish, and there were other posts like it. If people had kept on with the jocular historical arguments ("I'm ok with the heat seeking darts, but I would like to see some evidence for the one handed grip of the spears") and similar intelligible but silly remarks, then it probably wouldn't have been closed.

    I still think that it should have been left open, but I was outnumbered.
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    One of the mods there wanted to give out warnings for the love of god
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    But enough of this. Let's not derail this thread from sheer silliness.

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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    OMC! It is YOU who is eating the mushrooms!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :faints:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simetrical
    I brought it up on the mod forum, and the consensus was that it was funny but veered toward spam. Posts like "OMC!(Oh my Cock) It is YOU who is eating the mushrooms!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :faints:" are generally not approved of at TWC, rightly or wrongly. I mean, stuff like that is just gibberish, and there were other posts like it. If people had kept on with the jocular historical arguments ("I'm ok with the heat seeking darts, but I would like to see some evidence for the one handed grip of the spears") and similar intelligible but silly remarks, then it probably wouldn't have been closed.

    I still think that it should have been left open, but I was outnumbered.
    Centurion Quintus is not a mod. All TWC mods (Urbanis Legio, Quaestor, Praetor, Consul, Dictator) have some kind of shield design on their user group graphic, excluding local mods (like Khelvan). Centurion Quintus is just a Civitates—somewhat comparable to the Guild's Senior Member honorific, although rather more dramatic—and he's only that temporarily and by mistake.

    But enough of this. Let's not derail this thread from sheer silliness.

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    BTW, i agree with you on Mount and blade.

    Back on topic:

    Would it be better to add new bartix content on fridays or just when ever it's ready?
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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    i donwloaded mount&blade. played it for 20 minutes and i wanna see some damn battles! I like RPG's but this one is getting dull

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENSAIS
    More Bartix fun...

    all we're missing is:

    No, you do it like this:

    [Mode=Aboix]

    ARE YU ALL FKIN 20 WATT LIGHTBULBS!?



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    Default Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix

    I think life would be more fun if I did all posts in Abiox mode. I don't think I'm creative enough for that, though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ab Urbe Condita
    Is it just me or does

    RANIX THE ASS HOLE (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
    HE WANTS TO SHAG AN OBJECT
    RANIX THE ASS HOLE (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
    HE JUST WOULDN'T ANSWER ABOKASEE'S QUESTION
    sound like the beginnings of a song?
    yup you guessed it, its the new Main-menu-music for the mod

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    I am impressed. I had forgotten about that particular topic. Well done gents!

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    man, cant wait to play as them.
    units are skillfully done.

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    Bartix looks good, it has some amazing looking units however the historical Bartix also made extensive use of monkey militia when they needed to raise an army quickly they were usually equiped with spoons and a variety of pitchforks.

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    this is just what I need! I've read this thread and the aboix one and they keep me goin in between the hours of studying for exams. Some of you are really talented with this funny stuff! Congratz and keep it coming

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    "YOU'VE ALL DRANK TO MUCH TAQUILAL (MEXION BOOZE) NOW LETS GET ON WITH F**KING SUBJECT WHAT UNITS DO BARTIX (IGNORE SPELLING MASTAKE'S) AND WHAT EVER FACTION REPLACES ARMENIA WHAT UNITS DO THEY HAVE?"

    ahum... sorry.

    I'd like to point out that 1: the ninjas have been forgotten,
    2: the special "zipper" building has been overlooked,
    3: the bush and musithians are missing,
    4: powerful units like the Asiartix Taxeis (light militia infantrix), Pantortix Phalargitix (succesorix levy infantrix), the Bartix Spears, and Indo-Greek Hoplix have been left out,
    5: and probably most famous of all, the Bartiox Hypaspix and the Xaxifaxiphrataxis are nowhere to be seen,
    6: there should be a second version of the Kathaphraix.

    I think it is appropiate to have the Bartix faction in an alliance with Armenia. Also, there are rumors that Bartix might have been affiliated with the twilight zone. You might want to investigate that.

    The king of Bartix should be able to kill squirrels with his only mind. It is of grave importance that this doesn't get overlooked. And don't forget one of the flags of Bartix (they've got plenty):



    The story has it that there were numerous trolls roaming around in Bartix. However, even the sources don't know for sure.

    To preserve the highest rate of historical accuracy, the above suggestions need to be implemented as fast as possible.
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    @Ellesthyan


    I will try to include at least half of those. Thanks
    Last edited by Mongoose; 06-22-2005 at 14:45.

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    WHEN IS THE BARTIX MOD FOR EB GOING TO BE RELEASED?

    sorry

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    Abokassee really has become a legend around here , does he even realise this ?

    don't think any one doesn't know about him, hell people even register in these forums just to post about him !

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    BTX I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO INCLude UNItsS OF ELEMENT TOTAL WAR !!!!@!11

    I propose to also add the unit '' omanger '' ( or oxanxer ) to Bartix's unit roster
    I have no idea what the hell that is though.
    check :

    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47012

    would be cool if he visited a little more often

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    "Earth Quake Machine (You get the picture)"

    Now THAT is a picture I'd like to see.

    The Ninja site is also incredible:

    http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

    Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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