Count down to open beta: Bartix

[Mikeus Caesar]

Abokassee really has become a legend around here , does he even realise this ?

don't think any one doesn't know about him, hell people even register in these forums just to post about him !

Heh, he's such a legend, and his (immortal) thread has been read so much, even new members with only six posts can quite easily talk about him. Amazing...

[Meneldil]

This preview is almost as popular as the real EB previews

[Viking]

BTX I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO INCLude UNItsS OF ELEMENT TOTAL WAR !!!!@!11

I propose to also add the unit '' omanger '' ( or oxanxer ) to Bartix's unit roster
I have no idea what the hell that is though.
check :

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47012

would be cool if he visited a little more often

We need more ice men, lava men and wolf riders. And of course meat lancher (combantion of elephant and omanger)

Damn, can`t wait for E:TW

[Dutch_guy]

yeah E : TW is going to be great !

my favorite unit is still the air sucker ( (kills every thing except undead manchienery and elments and deamons this kicks ass)

[Salazar]

The Funny thing is that IF this Mod would ever work it would be the most awesome one around, at least i dont think we are currently able do Tornadoes or Earthquake Generators

[Mikeus Caesar]

Wow, i'm amazed at this thread's popularity. The last EB preview had almost 5000 views, and this one (which is just meant to be a little joke) has had over 2,200.That's about half as much as some of the Earlier previews (Aduei, Ptolemaoi).

Impressive. Nice work Mongoose! You should be made an honorary member of the EB team as their 'Morale Officer'

[Mongoose]

Thanks...though i think aboix is the real hero here

[Dutch_guy]

yes exactley , to bad he is working so hard on E:TW that he can't be here to accept the status of morale officer....

[ENSAIS]

gotta tell y'all...
this bartix thread and it's amazing inspiration thread are really entertaining while waiting for EB to release.

Makes it worth loggin in everyday to see the new poo.

heh

[Mikeus Caesar]

Heheh, time for another quality quote:

so times I think i'm a was dead when i was 1 and a half

teletubies------->

terroist---------->
U.S Ranger------>

If anyone makes any sense of those, i will give them a pat on the head. And as for this....

so we don't bush and musithians

WTF!? lol....

[Mongoose]

I have almost finished the bartix battle ninjas!

Atleast 5 new units on friday.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I've got a unit for you now...

Since we haven't displayed any 'Elitix' units yet, here is one.

urANUS death rayix!!!



The fearsome Bartix urANUS death rayix is a fearsome weapon to behold, sitting on the Bartix homeworldix of urANUS. It is capable of zapping soldiers into pork scratchings, and turning nearby ones into tasty barbacue snacks for the starving Bartixan masses.

[Jebus]

You forgot the most important one!

The Bartix Kamikazix Squirrel unit, that stroms the enemy before being exploded by the Mind Rays from the Bartix King and thus splattering blood all over the enemy units making them all sticky and stuff and thus sabotaging their fighting effeciency!

[Mongoose]

Nice.

[TheTank]

I've got a unit for you now...

Since we haven't displayed any 'Elitix' units yet, here is one.

urANUS death rayix!!!



The fearsome Bartix urANUS death rayix is a fearsome weapon to behold, sitting on the Bartix homeworldix of urANUS. It is capable of zapping soldiers into pork scratchings, and turning nearby ones into tasty barbacue snacks for the starving Bartixan masses.

The urANUS death ray is not the deadliest weapon in the bartix arsenal....
You should know that Mikeus Ceasar!!!
It is the uRANUS DEATH FART!!!!

[antiochus epiphanes]

roflas
had my gigels for the day!

[Byzantine Mercenary]

Just thinking about the origins of the great Bartix empire could it perhaps be Bart IX, the great monguse who was emperor of atlantis in 474BC?

[Viking]

The Funny thing is that IF this Mod would ever work it would be the most awesome one around, at least i dont think we are currently able do Tornadoes or Earthquake Generators

Oh no. Just saw:

PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A MOD USING THIS STUFF ABOVE I WON'T BE MAKING THE MOD IT ONLY AN IDEA!!!

This is something for the EB team. Please start making this mod after you`re finished with EB since it`s going to be the best mod ever; second to EB of course!

Then I could finally use bird (only killed ranged easy to kill, drops bird poo) against flooder (creates a flood wicth bash down walls and drown units glug,glug...)

ah im a senior (or is juinor yes its junior) mumber and don't even 150 posts!!

[Freeze]

Heheh, time for another quality quote:

so times I think i'm a was dead when i was 1 and a half

teletubies------->

terroist---------->
U.S Ranger------>

If anyone makes any sense of those, i will give them a pat on the head.

As far as I remember from the aboix thread the royal translatorix ran off after months of work translating his first posts.

[Meneldil]

Check out the latest Osprey release :

[Mongoose]

I can't wait to buy it!


First post will be updated soon.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Huzzah! I'm in the credits! And my urANUS death ray has been included!!

[bodidley]

What I'm really waiting for is the expansion pack; Bartix Total War: ALEIN INVASION

I'd toast my favorite MEXION BOOZE to that!

[Abokasee]

Errr Man You Know I Evented The Bartix 20 Wat Thing And The Unranus Death Ray!! Lol Is This Gonna Be Updated To Have Abokasee's Soldeir (make Enemy Run Away Due To Annoyence!)

[Abokasee]

HERE COME THE ULTIMATE UNIT

[Samurai Waki]

hahaha I laughed so hard after seeing that. I really want these guys to be in the mod.

[KingOfTheIsles]

Wow, the Bartix Abokasix samurai! I thought they only existed in legend? Quick guys, we need a new update now.

[jerby]

he lives!

[Abokasee]

here is the new bartix logo sig see here!

[Mikeus Caesar]

'Gasp!' Teh king...he lives!! All bow down to king of teh Bartix!!!