Count down to open beta: Bartix

[Mikeus Caesar]

Actually, Khevlan had good reason to lock it. Just read the last one or two pages. It got pretty nasty in there.

[Simetrical]

And before then, he was joking along with everyone else (after a few valiant attempts to get Abokasee to clarify his question).

-Simetrical

[pezhetairoi]

valiant to the extreme--but eventually people sorta deciphered he meant Baktria, by which time Bartix had been uncovered by archaeological expeditions under the Indian Ocean to have been an existent, historical wonderlandix that fell because its leader and heir and factioners all died of the plagix, or something to that extentix.

[Mongoose]

Bartix is not gone. infact, i am preparing the grand army for a huge campaign

It's called operation "Blitzkrix"

[Mikeus Caesar]

Also, Bartix seems to have found the wonders of technology, and something called bartixlogosmall.jpg is molesting my computer, along with a few other nasty things.

Damn you Bartixianix Gods!1!

[Mongoose]

There is only one thing you can do: sacifice a smiley to abokasix.

I suggest you use this one:

he's just asking for it...

[pezhetairoi]

Abokasix needsix no smilix... they are his giftix to us... Long live Abokasee! Damn, he shouldn't be god of smilix, he should be god of Bartix! He was its creator... That's it! I'm going to write a Creation Myth of Bartix in the Mead Hall. :-D

[Mongoose]

WOW, i just noticed that this thread is more popular them alot of the real EB updates

[pezhetairoi]

Bartix transcends all Mods! ^_^ Abokasee has created a legend. Remember how gamers could laugh at their own inside jokes that no one uninitiated into the game could understand? Well, Bartix has found its way into the RTW joke mythos...

Something more enduring, I hope, then the Cherry Vanilla version and the Senate!

[Viking]

Bartixian general, EB style :

Alin, if you still got the files for the general on your HD would it be nice if you could e-mail them to me. I`ll PM it to you if you have

[khelvan]

Unfortunately, Alin lost his hard drive and all his work. This almost certainly includes the Bartixian general. Alas.

[Viking]

Ouch! That was sad to hear!

[pezhetairoi]

my heart breaks...how did he/she lose the hard drive?

[Viking]

I thought the preview was lacking in buildings, so here you see the highest level tempel avaible to the Bartixians:

[pezhetairoi]

Viking, it's Abokasix, not Aboix! But, all that aside...

AT LAST A PLACE FOR ME TO DIRECT MY DUE OBEISANCE TO MY CREATOR AND LORD! ALL HAIL ABOKASIX! *kowtows, grovels*

XD

[Moros]

Ah ze memories.

Maybe something for EB II, no?